Normally, thanks to their semi-ridiculous effort to enlist B-listers as co-owners the Miami Dolphins have the biggest star power in their rooting section. That's not true when the New England Patriots come to town and Tom Brady brings his wifey Gisele Bündchen. The Brazilian supermodel arrived in town this weekend, and is probably the best thing about Patriots week. Then again, she is responsible for that horrible thing Tom Brady now calls hair.
Can we get a Dolphin to start dating a supermodel? Anyone wanna set up Tyler Thigpen with Tyra? How about Channing Crowder and Agyness Deyn?
Not that we can get too excited about Gisele. She is sleeping with the enemy. Though, we take some solace in the fact that she's responsible for Tom Brady's ridiculous and sort-of-creepy new hair cut.
We can't decide, exactly, where Tom got his salon inspiration from.
A pre-plastic surgery, pre-Kardashian Bruce Jenner?
Tweenage fashion blogger Tavi?
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