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Did Apple Put a Giant Phallic Symbol on I-95?

Or do we just have the minds of middle-school boys?
Image: An Apple ad features a phallic-shaped image on I-95 in Miami.
Redditors are having a field day with a questionable drawing plastered on a building at W Flagler Street on I-95. Photo from TommyGunMassacre via Reddit

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If sex really does sell, Apple is about to move a massive amount of iPhones in Miami thanks to an eyebrow-raising advertisement on Interstate 95 at W. Flagler Street.

Motorists may have noticed a 15-foot-long, cartoonish penis shape flailing off the back of a shark as they roll northbound on I-95. Perhaps advertisers at Apple knew I-95 traffic would be slow enough for drivers to take a closer look and realize it's actually an octopus sucking on a scuba diver's finger, which is maybe equally erotic.
click to enlarge An Apple ad on Instagram.
Apple posted a video of photos in the ad series, which can also be found throughout Miami.
Apple via Instagram
The ad is part of Apple's "Shot on iPhone Drawn on iPad" campaign featuring shots of nature blended with whimsical cartoon drawings, according to Famous Campaigns. The ads, which one can find around Miami, include a kid in polka-dot pajamas sleeping on a cloud, a giant purple man using gummy worms to fish for a real-life surfer, and a fabulous, 100-foot-tall woman checking her strut in a skyscraper's mirrored facade.
Apple has had several iconic ad campaigns; every millennial remembers the dancing silhouettes holding stark white iPods. Ridley Scott famously directed a 1984-inspired Apple ad during the '84 Super Bowl, and, in the 2000s, Justin Long played the everyman "Mac" beside the nerdier, less approachable "PC" character.  The new ad campaign, which began this month, is meant to emphasize how anyone can add flair to any photo from their camera roll with the help of an iPad, according to advertising news site Muse by Clios. For Miami Reddit, however, it seemed to teach one of humanity's oldest art lessons: You can draw a penis on almost anything and get laughs.

"What's the first thing you see on that ad?" writes TommyGunMassacre. "Cochino. Don't tell me I'm the only one."

"Can't believe it got through legal," one commenter wrote.

"BBC," quipped another.

One commenter thinks the artist knew what they were doing, writing, "even if you don't see it, dude's still fingering an octopus."

Another user agreed the likeness wasn't an accident, "it makes you look at the ad several times," they wrote.

The post had one user thinking about an ex: "I should call her," they wrote.