Former Dolphin Channing Crowder: "I Peed Myself Every Game"

Channing Crowder, the former Dolphin who can always be counted on for an outrageous quote, just solved an NFL mystery. Perhaps you've wondered what happens when nature calls during the game? Well, in Crowder's case at least, he just peed his pants right there on the field.

Crowder admitted it to NFL films.

This is the guy who once said the then-undefeated Saints were "probably ...rubbing each others balls," and once confused Anne Frank and Helen Keller while calling at least one of them a ho.

h/t: Awful Announcing.

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