Now, picture this: a grand gathering where the heroes of Miami's sporting world unite in a celebration to pay homage to Independence Day customs. From towering piles of hot dogs to mesmerizing fireworks, each athlete becomes a living representation of the traditions that define America's birthday.
In honor of Independence Day, we've gathered a handful of athletes who scream Fourth of July in their own special ways.
The video of Jazz Chisholm’s home run:
— Riley Clingman (@clingman_riley) June 29, 2023
- Distance: 439 feet
- Exit Velo: 108.2 mph off the bat #absolutleycrushedpic.twitter.com/o9DK5Yz4Mx
Jazz Chisholm: Hot Dogs
If there was ever a player that could be aptly labeled a hot dog, it's Jazz Chisholm. No, we're not literally comparing the Marlins center fielder to cheap mystery meat. We're saying he loves to show off, AKA to be a "hot dog."Every time Chisholm hits a home run he adds a piece to his rounding-the-bases routine. It's grown to the point that you almost wonder how he's getting away with it without deeply pissing off opponents.
Just as sure as there are fireworks on the Fourth of July, you can count on Jazz Chisholm to bring the mustard to the ballpark on a nightly basis.
Christian Wilkins: Hamburgers
Not everyone is a hot dog person. Sometimes, you just want a grilled, dependable patty between two pieces of bread. Mmm, ground beef — Freedom!If there is a player in Miami sports that's more meaty and dependable than Miami Dolphins defensive tackle Christian Wilkins, then we haven't them yet. Wilkins spends his time in the trenches providing all the ingredients a great defense needs to be successful. He's reliable, just like a good old fashioned hamburger.
Jimmy Butler: The Grillmaster Uncle
It takes a confident cook with a strong personality to box out defenders looking to steal things off the grill before they're ready. For the Miami sports Fourth of July barbecue, Jimmy Butler is that wild uncle with the spatula.If there were ever a guy that would be found wearing one of those novelty grill aprons dad gets on Father's Day, it would be Jimmy Butler. But it would likely have a few inappropriate curse words on it, not "World's Greatest Grillfather" or something benign.
Butler is the Heat's master of ceremonies, poised to take the reins now that the team's former patriarch Udonis Haslem has stepped down.
Matthew Tkachuk: Overserved Guy
Every proper cookout features at least one person who's going to regret attending in the morning. Usually, the day-drinking that turns to nighttime festivities claims a victim or two that ends up either puking in the bushes while someone holds their hair, fighting someone, or both, occasionally at the same time.Tkachuk goes all out, no exceptions. He'd be the heart of the party, keeping the energy going and the booze flowing long after the light show is over. It would not surprise us if we found Tkachuk sleeping cozily on the pavers next to the grill in the morn, with a Yuengling still in hand.
Tua Tagovailoa: Live Entertainment
Every Independence Day cookout includes a little bit of music, and Tua Tagovailoa would obviously be tasked with providing the sweet, sweet melodies at the Miami sports barbecue.Straight out of the movie Moana, Tua's angelic vocal cords would provide immaculate vibes even Matthew Tkachuk wouldn't be able to resist. Imagine the sunset dropping, Miami's quarterback sitting on a beach, serenading everyone as they sit around readying themselves for the fireworks display.
Tyreek Hill: Fireworks Show
Flashy. Showstopping. Unpredictable.Dolphins wideout Tyreek Hill counts big-play ability as one of his trademarks. There is something special about watching him sprint across the green grass without anyone in sight on a touchdown catch-and-run.
Hill becomes a fireworks display when he touches a football — and his explosiveness is often followed by a lot of oohs and ahs.
