Ten Awesome Anti-Christmas Songs to Help Cope with the Holidays

Christmas brings a mixture of emotions to the masses.

Dealing with family you haven't seen all year. Remembering why you haven't seen them all year. Being too broke to buy appropriate yet clever crap at Brookstone for everyone. Not being able to get anything important done. Tolerating neighbors' stupid light displays and crappy Christmas carols. Reflecting on life and loss in general ... The list goes on and on.

We here at Crossfade have a gift list for those who have nodded their little eggnog heads

to any of the previous sentences.

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