@jesssswan

  • @jesssswan
    9 March, 2020

    That is all to say: please recycle your garbage-bag boxes to save them from this trippy and morbid fate!! ♻️♻️♻️

  • @jesssswan
    9 March, 2020

    To put this in proper perspective: this would be like a pregnant woman ending up in her baby’s womb after giving birth to it!

  • @jesssswan
    9 March, 2020

    The life cycle of your box of garbage bags: it holds your garbage bags until it’s been emptied and then it too winds up in a garbage bag

  • @jesssswan
    3 March, 2020

    RT @Georgetown_UP: Spy Sites of #NewYorkCity coauthor H. Keith Melton recently took American Way Magazine editor @jesssswan on a tour of th…

  • @jesssswan
    12 February, 2020

    cucumbers are to vegetable salads as cantaloupes are to fruit salads

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Jess Swanson

Jess Swanson

Jess Swanson is a contributing writer at New Times. She graduated from the University of Miami and has a Master's Degree from the Columbia University School of Journalism.

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