What’s Another Word for Thesaurus?

For many of us Miami heads, Broward County might as well be in Idaho. Sure, it’s there, but why go? This Thursday, there’s one very good reason: comedian Steven Wright. Don’t know who he is? Listen to the man himself. Just imagine a guy with a monotone voice and zero facial expression saying the following:

“If God dropped acid, would he see people?”

“All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand.”

“Cross-country skiing is great if you live in a small country.”

“If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.”

“There’s a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot.”
Thu., Jan. 14, 8 p.m., 2010
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P. Scott Cunningham