You don't get much closer to human perfection than the men of Chippendales. Since 1979, these dudes have been titillating women the world over with glistening abs, bulging biceps, and nicely wrapped -- ahem -- packages.
And now the Chippendales hunks are a permanent fixture at Miami Beach's Mansion. So to get the new year started off on the right, perfectly tanned foot, we spoke to these rock-solid sex gods and scored ten tips on how to get in shape like one of them. Because, be honest, men: You'd trade your beer gut for those oiled-up abs any day.