We're Miami. We know we're hot, and so does the whole world, but now, it's official.
Shape Magazine just counted the 50 sexiest male trainers in the country, and two of them are representing us and our scorching endless-summer bods. Who are the gorgeous fellas ready to sweat and sculpt you into a Grecian muse?
The big congrats goes out to Jason Martuscello and Ethan Marine, two hunky health-freaks with physiques and attitudes so sexy, they're contagious.
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At first glance, it's easy to see why these fellas were chosen. We could certainly find something motivating about these bros barking orders to get it together. Are you guys available for laundry day, too?
"It feels great," Martuscello said. "I'm pretty humble about it, but it does feel great in a sense that I'm from Miami, and it's great to be respected for something in your industry. That obviously plays a big component in what we do, so not only am I a person who believes in doing it right, but also looking the part. I practice what I preach, and it feels good to be represented like that."
Of course, this is a win for the city of Miami as much as it is for Martuscello and Marine.
"It just feels great to be a part of that and be from Miami," Martuscello said "To represent it in a way that's bringing positive light not only to Miami and myself, but this whole health and fitness industry. If anyone has questions, I'd be happy to answer them. "
Now, let's get to the real good stuff: the pictures and the personal details. Check out the full list of trainers via Shape's countdown, or check out our edited run-down of the locals and find out where to holler at these hunks below.
26, lifestyle architect, Miami Beach, FLFitness philosophy: Architecting your lifestyle is a process of forging a personal identity through development, repetition, and maintenance of healthy decisions. A lifestyle is not built around a couple of good workouts or a few 'healthy' meals, but rather focusing on developing long-term habits through creating self-awareness, delaying gratification, and maximizing life choice in cultivating a positive social environment. When these principles are applied to your health, fitness, and nutrition, it results in a comprehensive solution to the perfect lifestyle.
Proudest fitness accomplishment: I transformed my life in losing more than 100 pounds.
Most overhyped fitness craze: Core training
Exercise women look sexiest doing: Squats; they demonstrate their true strength, resilience, and potential in many aspects of life.
Favorite quality in a woman: Their ability to see life from others' perspectives
Relationship status: Single
Facebook: Jason Martuscello
To learn more: fuelthemovement.com
27, Barry's Bootcamp instructor, head trainer at Fontainebleau Hotel, Miami Beach, FLFitness philosophy: Balance! If you focus on only one area in fitness, then you will be neglecting the others, which will affect your overall health. There is no one diet, one type of workout, or one formula that works for everyone. Find what you enjoy and what works for you, not what people tell you works and not what the latest fitness fad is.
Power song: "Ride Wit Me" by Young Buck
Hidden talent: I can touch my nose with my tongue.
Most overhyped fitness craze: Bikram yoga
Celebrity crush: Anna Faris
Favorite "girly" workout: Brazilian Butt Lift
Relationship status: Engaged
Follow: @EthanMarineFit
Facebook: Ethan Marine
To learn more: ethanmarinefit.com
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