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Are you a strong, independent, and confident woman? Do you think being feminine doesn’t mean being dainty all the time? Is Drew Barrymore’s Whip It your favorite movie? Hold on a minute, sister — you might be the perfect candidate for Miami’s Vice City Rollers. You’ve probably already fantasized about...

By Kat Bein

September 4, 2014

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Are you a strong, independent, and confident woman? Do you think being feminine doesn’t mean being dainty all the time? Is Drew Barrymore’s Whip It your favorite movie? Hold on a minute, sister — you might be the perfect candidate for Miami’s Vice City Rollers. You’ve probably already fantasized about checking freaks and zipping past slowpokes on the roller derby track, but maybe you haven’t given it a shot. Or maybe you used to play and are looking for the right team to get back in gear. Maybe you just want to skate a bit and have some fun. In any case, the Vice City Rollers invite you to Suniland Roller Hockey this Sunday for their open skate. No matter your age, skill level, or even gender, these gals just wanna help you get a little exercise and have a whole lotta fun. Bring your own skates or rent some on the premises. If they think you’ve got what it takes, you can sign up to join the team, and if you don’t wanna get beat up but still want to have fun, you can be a referee or a member of the crew. Tryouts count for the Lil’ Miss Demeanors junior league, and a men’s team is coming soon. It all goes down at 8 p.m. Call 305-254-1094 or visit miamirollerderby.com.
Sun., Sept. 7, 5:30 p.m., 2014

Kat Bein is a freelance writer and has been described as this publication’s "senior millennial correspondent." She has an impressive, if unhealthy, knowledge of all things pop culture.

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