Mugshots Friday: Celebrity Look-Alike Edition
Every Friday, Riptide brings you the most eye-catching mugshots taken the previous week (or thereabouts) in Miami-Dade County. Yes, there is some mockery of bad neck tattoos, but also adulation directed at perps who just plain look more badass than we ever will. This is the italicized intro to that series.
Hey, guys. To attempt to atone for our brief but unannounced hiatus, we've compiled a celebrity look-alike edition.
No, really. It was kind of tough to put together. You don't think we did it?
Well, we did. You don't have to be like that. What did we ever do to deserve this?
Oh, right. Well, we are sorry for leaving you hanging last week. Have some look-alikes.
Charged with: Burglary of an unoccupied structure
Celebrity look-alike: Ernest Hemingway
Charged with: Trespassing, criminal mischief of more than $200 but less than $1,000
Celebrity look-alike: Randy Quaid
Charged with: Trespassing
Celebrity look-alike: Koy Detmer's throat
Charged with: Burglary of an unoccupied dwelling, third-degree grand theft, possession of burglary tools, criminal mischief of more than $200 but less than $1,000
Celebrity look-alike: Pepe Le Pew
Charged with: Felony battery
Celebrity look-alike: The Berlin Wall
Charged with: Disorderly intoxication, criminal mischief of $1,000 or more, resisting officer without violence to his person
Celebrity look-alike: Johnny Depp