Ten Sweet and Sleazy Rock Star Sex Stories
The Grand Funk Railroad song "We're an American Band" opens with the lines: "Out on the road for forty days/Last night in Little Rock, put me in a haze/Sweet, sweet Connie was doin' her act/She had the whole show and that's a natural fact."
A still-active, over-50 groupie, Sweet Connie Hamzy has sucked up (and swallowed) everybody from the Rolling Stones to Slipknot, and all their roadies, managers, and guitar techs, too. Now in honor of Ms. Hamzy's dedication to the game and keeping it real, Crossfade presents a list of ten sweet and sleazy rock star sex stories.
Be sure to leave a comment if you know of (or were a part of) a better one.
Nico was a German musician, model, actress, and junkie goth chick who was down with Warhol's factory. She had sex with lots of rock star types, including Lou Reed (Velvet Underground), Brian Jones (Rolling Stones), Jackson Browne, Iggy Pop, and Jim Morrison (The Doors). Supposedly, Morrisson "tried to kill her during a sex magick ritual, which she claimed to have enjoyed immensely." Source: The Intimate Sex Lives of Famous People.
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9. Nikki Six
The Mötley Crüe guitar player made a bet with drummer Tommy Lee about who could go the longest without any showering, bathing, or personal hygiene and still bone groupies without them getting sick or leaving. After two months of doing shows and banging hos, Nikki was getting head from a groupie who got sick and puked all over his crotch. To make it even worse, she threw up undigested spaghetti noodles that got glued up in his pubes. Sixx immediately called Tommy Lee into the room and it became known as The Spaghetti Incident, later the name for a Guns N' Roses album. Source: Rock Star Babylon.
8. Dee Dee Ramone
During a European tour stop in Germany, the Ramones were hanging out, drinking, smoking herb, and partying with underage girls. Dee Dee was both a gentleman and a scumbag about the situation. He said, "Within minutes, I had a young babe in a miniskirt sitting on my knee and rubbing her private parts on my leg. 'I want you so bad Dee Dee,' she whispered to me then, kissing my lips. "Do you like to fuck?" she said. "Do you like me? Yes, please. And my sister, she likes you too, very much. She gives great head. Do you want us both?" By the time we left the dressing room two hours later, there were forty-four empty bottles of beer and seven empty wine bottles, trashed on the floor, but no empty condom wrappers. Everyone in our party is married or in a long-term relationship. But there's no harm in accepting a blow job once in a while, and that's not cheating for the guy." Source: Legend of a Rock Star: A Memoir.
7. Steven Adler
He was the drummer for Guns N' Roses from 1985 to 1990 and he lived the life of a wild man. One day, Adler hired a scumbag named Rocko as his assistant. He writes, "Cops had come pounding on the door. They had obtained a warrant and searched my house. When I asked why, I was horrified by the explanation. My ex-assistant, Rocko the pervert. This terminal whack job, who had tried to videotape unsuspecting people in my bathroom through a hole in the celing, had just been arrested for suspicion of murder. What the fuck? Apparently, he was kidnapping girls, drugging them, and then videotaping the unconscious victims in various positions and sex acts. They raided his home and found dozens of videotapes containg the graphic rape footage. They also found pictures of my ex-girl Analise and my mom Deanna. Rocko had been spying on us and taking pictures the whole time he had been staying with me." Source: My Appetite For Destruction.
6. Neil Diamond
In the words of Sweet Connie Hamzy, the aforementioned famous groupie from Little Rock, Arkansas: "So
I'm out on the tour bus, smokin' dope and blowing roadies, and who comes into the back lounge? Neil
fucking Diamond. Neil looks me up and down and nods
his approval, then he gets high with us and disappears
backstage. A few minutes later, his manager says he wants to see me in
his dressing room. So I knock on the door, and there's Neil waiting for
me in a blue robe. And I didn't just suck him -- there was fucking too." Source: The Oldest Living Confederate Groupie Tells All.