We here at Short Order would like to thank the marketing geniuses over at Carl's Jr. for bringing us video of Kim Kardashian getting in a bath naked after a tossed salad.
She really seemed to like it. The juice was practically running down her chin.
This may be the best Kim Kardashian naked video on the internet.
We the people of the Southeastern United States hereby demand Carl's Jr. to be built as far as the eye can see.
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