Kiss frontman Gene Simmons and former Playboy Playmate Shannon Tweed will finally tie the knot -- after being together for 28 years and raising two children to adulthood.
We're wondering two things: Where's our wedding invitation? (People got one.) And what would a Kiss-themed wedding look like?
We're not sure exactly what the wedding planner has in mind, but if we planned the menu, we would serve tongue!
If Gene and Shannon are reading this, we have ten ideas for their wedding cake (branding opportunities included):