Gene Simmons and Shannon Tweed Getting Married: Ten Kiss Cake Ideas

Laine Doss September 2, 2011 1:02PM

Kiss frontman Gene Simmons and former Playboy Playmate Shannon Tweed will finally tie the knot -- after being together for 28 years and raising two children to adulthood.

We're wondering two things: Where's our wedding invitation? (People got one.) And what would a Kiss-themed wedding look like?

We're not sure exactly what the wedding planner has in mind, but if we planned the menu, we would serve tongue!

If Gene and Shannon are reading this, we have ten ideas for their wedding cake (branding opportunities included):

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Laine Doss is the food and spirits editor for Miami New Times. She has been featured on Cooking Channel's Eat Street and Food Network's Great Food Truck Race. She won an Alternative Weekly award for her feature about what it's like to wait tables.

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