Chicken-Milk Stink Bomb: Five Ways to Abuse With Food

Sure, food is meant to be eaten, but to the creative person, it can also be a great tool for abusing your buddies. These food-based tricks use items that you probably already have at home and offer an extremely high cost-to-laugh ratio. So, go MacGyver your own food weapon to torture those who have it coming to them.

Disclaimer: We are not responsible for the mess and/or smells you will create or for the anguish you will experience when your target undoubtedly retaliates.

1. Exploding ketchup: A low-cost classic that's perfect for ruining that horrible shirt your significant other refuses to retire.

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