The Miami Dolphins foray into reality TV is almost upon us as HBO'sHard Knocks
premieres on August 7, and the premium channel released the first footage in the form of a trailer today. It looks ... just about like the opening montage of every single television series set in Miami ever, except with a little bit more football.
Basically the message here is, "Look how pretty South Beach is! Oh, here's some shit about a football training camp actually happening in Davie, but look here's some bikini-clad asses!"
CBS Sports points out that it basically looks like the opening to CSI: Miami, except with football stuff inside of science stuff.
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We kind of think it looks a lot more like the opening for Miami Vice: