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Tourists Really Are Dumb

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Tourists complain Miamians are rude. Locals complain tourists are dumb. So it goes.

We'll readily admit to being rude at times, but it's time for tourists to admit they're a bit clueless.

William Hageman recently rounded up the dumbest questions tourism professionals have ever been asked. Obviously, a Miami tourist takes the cake:

According to Jennifer Haz, of the Greater Miami Convention & Visitors Bureau, one inquiring mind asked: "Can you tell me which beach is closest to the ocean?"

Just remember, though, these geniuses are basically keeping our local economy afloat.

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