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Rumors: Golden Girls-Inspired Porno in the Works

The cover of our print edition this week features a painting of Betty White in a cleavage-heavy fetish uniform. It comes courtesy of the World Erotic Art Museum's "Golden Gals Gone Wild" exhibit, but the rumors of a Golden Girls hard-core porn spoof even has us reeling.

Of course, it was only a matter of time. Pumping out X-rated parodies of beloved sitcoms is the porn industry's latest fad (Seinfeld, 30 Rock, and even The Cosby Show have gotten the treatment), and Betty White is having something of a moment lately. So the whispers of The Golden Girls: An All MILF XXX Parody shouldn't be nearly as shocking as it is just plain old disturbing.

The thing is, we can't quite track down if the rumors are true. It seems to originate from an Asian News International wire report that credits an unnamed London paper. Produced by New Sensations, it's reportedly set to star MILF superstars Lisa Ann (of Sarah Palin porno parody fame), Puma Swede, Julia Ann, and Diamond Foxxx, with production beginning tomorrow. For better or worse, we intend to be all over this very important breaking news.

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Kyle Munzenrieder