Charges: Cannabis Possession
There are stupid teenage mistakes like getting arrested for weed. Then there are stupid teenage mistakes like getting an occult symbol tattooed on your damn neck.
Charges: Burglary with Assault or Battery and Child Abuse with No Great Bodily Harm
Maybe you've noticed that Mugshots Friday has slowly turned into a tattoo and eyebrow review column, but given the realities of the criminal justice system, this is a tricky thing to pull off without coming off as completely tasteless. The thing is, eyebrows are a choice, no matter who you are, and we're really not going to feel bad about pointing out that yours are whack no matter the circumstances.
Charges: Retail Theft and Cannabis Possession
Also a choice: neck beards.
Charges: Heroin Possession
You're gonna spend all that money and endure all that pain for a giant top of the head tattoo and be too lazy to shave to let anyone see it?
Charges: Aggravated Assault on a Pregnant Victim
Put a bow on it!
Charges: Cocaine and Cannabis Possession with Intent to Sell
"Girl, I'm so high I can see like space and shit." "Uh, boo, those are just those fake eyelashes you're wearing."
Charges: Money Laundering, Grand Theft and Organized Fraud
Oh, so that's what happened to Ferguson from Clarissa Explain It All.
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Charges: Domestic Violence and Battery
Is this like one of those picture hunt challenge where you're supposed to find his chin?