But there's far more important news from yesterday's game, because a member of the Fox telecast drew a big
Yes, we're 11 years old. No, we're not sorry. Let's be honest: You didn't come here for a game recap. You saw the headline and clicked on it. You're an accomplice now. We're in this together.
During the first half, everyone on Twitter began asking the same question: Did I just see what I think I saw? Yes, indeed, you did just see NFL announcer Chris Spielman accidentally draw a dick and balls on your fancy-pants, brand-new 4D TV you just bought on Black Friday. Money well spent!NFL Announcer Accidentally Draws A Dick On The Telestrator During Dolphins-Niners Game pic.twitter.com/6faGKfWaMM
— SportsCast (@SportsCast_THN) November 27, 2016
Once word spread that it wasn't just people's imaginations, there was a mad dash to rewind the DVR and tweet a screen grab of the big yellow dong.
Is that a dick? #49ers #SFvsMIA pic.twitter.com/LTv2Q3n8fb
— Anthony Santana (@awsantana14) November 27, 2016
Dolphins came to fuck pic.twitter.com/3B7F9dHWXR
— Buck Fuffalo (@Buck_Fuffalo) November 27, 2016
This is a family program, Fox! #SFvsMIA pic.twitter.com/5Ia0PDwGkE
— Dori Zinn (@dorizinn) November 27, 2016
This man drew a dick on TV
— Dolphins Nation (@PhinsUpFoesDown) November 27, 2016
Tell me I wasn't the only one that saw them draw a dick with the yellow pen during the dolphins and 49ers game...
— ? (@ABCDEFGHIJoe) November 27, 2016
We know the #49ers are bad, no need to be a dick about @NFLonFOX. #NFL pic.twitter.com/oaO3yMFyFA
— Joe Hughes (@VegasJoe680) November 27, 2016
Tannehill threw for 285 yards and three touchdowns. Jay Ajayi ran for a score. But also, there was a big yellow cartoon-art penis drawn on TV.Well, there's nothing like drawing a cock on the screen. #49ers #SFvsMIA pic.twitter.com/W9u3HrTpgo
— Tim Perkins (@Tim2704) November 27, 2016