Don't take it from us. Listen to the eternal words of the Flaming Lips on Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots: "Do you realize that everyone you know someday will die?"
Dark, yes. But not necessarily depressing! Because for now, you still have plenty time to live. Live, dammit! That means unplugging your iPhone, turning off your Netflix, and actually doing stuff. Even better news: You live in one of Planet Earth's most madcap, maddening, and amazing cities.
To help you get off your ass and enjoy the fleeting moments of consciousness that remain, New Times has put together your very own Miami bucket list. These are the 100 tasks you simply must accomplish in the Magic City before you die.