The last time we heard about nude photos of Carly Rae Jepsen, her representatives were denying that any such photos existed, saying, "This is 200% NOT Carly."

So it shouldn't be surprising that a short time after supposed stills from a Jepsen sex tape surfaced, police have confirmed that someone is trying to sell a series of nude photos that is 201% DEFINITELY Carly.

Ever since the release of "Call Me Maybe," Carly had represented something pure and unconditionally likable, harkening back to a more innocent time when people used telephones to actually make calls.

But now the girl who would trade "pennies and dimes for a kiss" is about to become a fixture on every free porn site in the world. What fiend would do such a thing?

In an effort to help the police get back on the really important cases (e.g. the Minka Kelly sex tape), we here at Crossfade have compiled a short list of suspects who might be behind the crime.