Ultra Music Festival

Madonna Crashes Avicii's Set at Ultra 2012, Namedrops Ecstasy, Shakes "Meaty ASS"

Watch the full six-minute and 52-second clip of Madonna at Ultra Music Festival 2012 and read Deadmau5's response to Madonna's Ultra appearance: "Fuck off, you fucking idiot."



According to malaki9332, a dedicated viewer of Ultra Music Festival 2012's live YouTube stream, the abbreviation "MDMA = MaDonna's Meaty ASS."



That is incorrect. In fact, the initialism refers to methylenedioxymethylamphetamine (street name Ecstasy), a so-called entactogenic drug that'll make you thirsty, horny, and even dangerously giddy.



Nevertheless, there is a connection. After all, Madonna's currently preparing a hot, new release that's not-coincidently titled MDNA.



And ... She just crashed Avicii's Ultra set, dropped a raver drug reference, and shook that "Meaty ASS' to punctuate her point.


Just a few hours before slinking behind the decks, Mr. Avicii (AKA Tim Bergling) tweeted, "Closing ultra for the first time tonight ! Have something big in store :)"



Then at approximately 11:10 p.m., everyone's favorite "Gang Bang" queen burst out onto the Main Stage to introduce the Swedish DJ, producer, and twink before asking, "How many people in this crowd have seen Molly?"




This druggy shout-out (plus Madonna's alleged hotness, grossness, and lameness) sent the YouTube trolls into a tizzy.



Some insisted the Material Girl was simply cruising for a taste of Scandinavia:



madonna wants his d

wingkeung chin


Avicii is doing a great job. Fuck, I want to get into electronic music. You know he's getting laid tonight. Hopefully not by Madonna....

readygo242


Others, meanwhile, are apparently too blind to tell the difference between Bergling and dubstep superstar Sonny John Moore:



skrillex and madonna. Choice combo

SupaFly1238


SKRILLEX IS MAKING MUSIC WITH MADONNA NOW?

XxSmokeeyxX


ZOMG I HEARD SKRILLEX DRESSED UP AS MADONNA AND DID HANDSTANDS NEXT TO AVICII

fndannyboy


Skrillex and MADONNA!!

krsjuancito



But most importantly, the internet-obsessed masses were extremely amused by Ms. Ciccone's taste for psychoactive pharmaceuticals:



madonna has been kicked off stage for bringing up mdma lol

bas06e


Madonna did promote ecstacy when she said "has anyone here seen Molly"...

mullinizle13


And predictably, the rabble was prematurely predicting overdose:



Madonna died. 

elvisanderson3


Welcome to Ultra 2.0, beat freaks.



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