The 18-year-old pop superstar kicked off her Where Do We Go? World Tour with her first-ever show in Miami. Current events and COVID-19 fears being what they are, it's entirely possible she won't hit all of her planned tour dates. Perhaps with that in mind, the musical phenom held nothing back during her 90-plus minutes onstage. And neither did her audience.
By the time the house lights dimmed around 9 p.m., the cries from the excited crowd had grown deafening. When a bed floated from the stage to 40 feet in the air, the noise level shot up another couple thousand decibels. And when Eilish "woke up" as if startled out of said bed, revealing her trademark neon-green hair, the cries turned to roars.
Like a Marvel superhero, she swung upside down from wires, landed on the stage, and went into her opener, "Bury a Friend," a song everyone in the arena except fans' unamused dads sang along to.
It has been said the Beatles quit touring because they couldn't hear themselves play during concerts. This writer always took that for mythology — until this show. To see a teen idol at the peak of popularity in a live setting is nothing short of insane. The level of unbridled enthusiasm even seemed to impress the headliner herself. "Your energy — it's fire," Eilish said from atop a girder 50 feet above the floor. "I need you to be like this the whole show."
About midway through the set, the crowd's passion waned just enough to render Eilish's singular voice audible to the naked ear. She snuck to a piano stationed at the back of the arena to accompany herself on a couple of ballads, including "Lovely" and "Listen Before I Go," before O'Connell joined her for a duet of "I Love You."
Before she launched into her last two songs, Eilish left the stage. In her absence, a video played, depicting her in slo-mo, stripping down to a sports bra. In an accompanying monologue, Eilish lashed out at the "trolls" who've body-shamed and bullied her on social media. (Predictably, footage of the video from inside the arena went bonkers on social media.) [Editor's note: To read a transcription of the monologue, scroll to the bottom of this post.]
But for sheer chutzpah, another daring move performed live moments earlier might have eclipsed the video interlude.
At the height of our collective coronavirus hysteria, Eilish walked through the audience and shook hands with fans as she returned from her piano to the stage. At least as far as this writer could see, she didn't use hand sanitizer afterward.
Maybe it's that devil-may-care attitude that led her show to go on while decades-old institutions such as Ultra Music Festival and South by Southwest closed up shop. That said, fans who've purchased tickets for future dates should know that Eilish had to stop during "No Time to Die" — her contribution to the canon of James Bond movie theme songs — to cough into her elbow. "I need water," she said, then proceeded to drink from a bottle before spraying the remainder on her fans. One can only imagine the drenched few stopped at the merch table afterward to purchase an official lime-green Billie Eilish surgical mask — an apparel choice the pop star first donned long before this current madness began — priced at $10 apiece.
- "Bury a Friend"
- "You Should See Me in a Crown"
- "My Strange Addiction"
- "Ocean Eyes"
- "When I Was Older"
- "Wish You Were Gay"
- "The Hill"
- "Listen Before I Go"
- "I Love You"
- "No Time to Die"
- "All the Good Girls Go to Hell"
- "Everything I Wanted"
- "Bad Guy"
Update 1:45 p.m.: Here's a transcription of Billie Eilish's video monologue from last night's show (h/t perezhilton.com and ladbible.com):
“You have opinions about my opinions, about my music, about my clothes, about my body. Some people hate what I wear. Some people praise it. Some people use it to shame others. Some people use it to shame me. But I feel you watching, always, and nothing I do goes unseen. So while I feel your stares, your disapproval, or your sigh of relief, if I lived by them, I’d never be able to move.
"Would you like me to be smaller? Weaker? Softer? Taller? Would you like me to be quiet? Do my shoulders provoke you? Does my chest? Am I my stomach? My hips? The body I was born with, is it not what you wanted?”
“If I wear what is comfortable, I am not a woman. If I shed the layers, I am a slut. Though you’ve never seen my body, you still judge it and judge me for it. Why? You make assumptions about people based on their size. We decide what they’re worth. If I wear more, who decides what that makes me? What that means? Is my value based only on your perception? Or is your opinion of me not my responsibility?”