Then there's only one thing left to do: Laugh at the storm. It's the healthiest way to ease your waking nightmares of a Harvey-esque scene unfolding in your backyard. And besides, giving not one solid fuck about hurricanes is truly the South Florida way. (But seriously, stay safe out there.)
Here are the best Hurricane Irma memes we've seen so far:
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Not that actual meteorologists can say for sure where Irma will make landfall either. It's totally not frustrating or unnerving at all.
"Irmagherd" is clearly the internet's favorite meme for this storm.
Wilma wasn't the only storm to share its name with a cartoon heroine. Irma Langinstein, occasional dorky character on Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, now is your time to shine!
This clip of Sorority Girls From Hell nicely condenses all of your hurricane stress into one cringe-worthy B movie. Stupid, ugly Irma!