Lady Steals Handicapped Toilet Seat, Restaurant Manager Talks Her Down

File under just another day at the office. Cristina Moguel, general manager of John Martin's Restaurant and Irish Pub, relates this story of a memorable drunk.

"This chick took our toilet seat out of the handicapped stall and ran out with it. She was wasted. I had to chase her out into the street. She finally surrendered after a 20 minute facedown. I had to threaten to call the cops. I have no idea why she did it. She said she just wanted to. I didn't even wanna grab it out of her hands. It was still warm."

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