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Every Friday, Riptide brings you the most eye-catching mugshots taken the previous week (or thereabouts) in Miami-Dade County. Yes, there is some mockery of bad neck tattoos, but also adulation directed at perps who just plain look more badass than we ever will. This is the italicized intro to that series.
Arrested: 6/28
Charges: Battery
Always nice to see a familiar face.
Arrested: 7/2
Charges: Strong Armed Robbery Attempt, Entering a Park After Hours
Apparently even robbers like to make their work clothes Holliday-appropriate.
Arrested: 7/2
Charges: Cocaine Possession
This is the same expression and body language as a 4-year-old who just got put into timeout.
Arrested: 6/30
Charges: Aggravated Battery
This guys looks like the unmasked villain in a low-budget horror movie.
Arrested: 6/29
Charges: Aggravated Battery
If she did that to her own hair I’d hate to see what she’d do to another person.
Arrested: 6/28
Charges: Battery
OK, actually the ombré hair trend is officially over.
Arrested: 6/27
Charges: Petit Theft
This is this woman’s official mugshot. No idea.
Arrested: 6/28
Charges: Dealing in Stolen Property
Ah, the elusive female neck tat.
Arrested: 6/28
Charges: Cocaine Possession, Resisting Officer Without Violence
Buy a comb, bro.
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