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Mugshots Friday: Half a Head Returns

Every Friday, Riptide brings you the most eye-catching mugshots taken the previous week (or thereabouts) in Miami-Dade County. Yes, there is some mockery of bad neck tattoos, but also adulation directed at perps who just plain look more badass than we ever will. This is the italicized intro to that series.

Arrested: 6/28

Charges: Battery

Always nice to see a familiar face.

Arrested: 7/2

Charges: Strong Armed Robbery Attempt, Entering a Park After Hours

Apparently even robbers like to make their work clothes Holliday-appropriate.

Arrested: 7/2

Charges: Cocaine Possession

This is the same expression and body language as a 4-year-old who just got put into timeout.

Arrested: 6/30

Charges: Aggravated Battery

This guys looks like the unmasked villain in a low-budget horror movie.

Arrested: 6/29

Charges: Aggravated Battery

If she did that to her own hair I'd hate to see what she'd do to another person.

Arrested: 6/28

Charges: Battery

OK, actually the ombré hair trend is officially over.

Arrested: 6/27

Charges: Petit Theft

This is this woman's official mugshot. No idea.

Arrested: 6/28

Charges: Dealing in Stolen Property

Ah, the elusive female neck tat.

Arrested: 6/28

Charges: Cocaine Possession, Resisting Officer Without Violence

Buy a comb, bro.

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