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Mugshots Friday: AARP Tony Montana, The Neverending Fu Manchu, and The French Detective

Can it really have been only a week ago that The Man With The Dented Head exploded the internet and sent our switchboards into hyperdrive? We'll have an update on him -- and how he got his injuries -- next week. In the meantime, Miami-Dade's jails have netted a far more mellow crew this week. Still, we probably wouldn't want to share a desert island with a couple of them.

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Gus Garcia-Roberts