Hot Ceviche Confuses Top Chef's Jeff McInnis

ZOMG, ya'll! Did you watch last night's Super Bowl edition of Top Chef? Poor Jeff McInnis got the boot. We feel for him. The chef from the DiLido Beach Club at the Ritz-Carlton South Beach couldn't wrap his head around why the judges preferred season 2's Josie Smith-Malave's warm ceviche...

By Jose D. Duran

January 29, 2009

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ZOMG, ya'll! Did you watch last night's Super Bowl edition of Top Chef? Poor Jeff McInnis got the boot. We feel for him. The chef from the DiLido Beach Club at the Ritz-Carlton South Beach couldn't wrap his head around why the judges preferred season 2's Josie Smith-Malave's warm ceviche over his rock shrimp ceviche with sangria ice.

In the end, it came down to cocky Finnish chef Stephan, doesn't-like-acid-with-his-cheese Fabio and McInnis, who looked like he was about to cry, ya'll. How sad! But that cold-hearted (but sexy) bitch, Padma, told McInnis to "pack his knives, and go home."

We feel so much for him that we are offering to come down to the DiLido Beach Club and judge for ourselves whether he should have gone home. How about it McInnis?

Jose D. Duran is the former senior music editor of Miami New Times. His work has also appeared in publications likeVice, Billboard, and Spin. He’s earned numerous accolades including placing first for Weekly Newspaper Contest: Business Reporting from the Florida Press Association in 2020; placing third for the Writing: Light Feature from the Florida Press Club in 2019; and placing third in Weekly Newspaper Contest: Best Obituary from the Florida Press Association in 2015.

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