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Pitbull and Ke$ha's "Timber": Why This Video Sucks

By Shea Serrano
Jan 8, 2014

[Editor's Note: In his column Serrano Time, award-winning scribe and goofball Shea Serrano writes about his life and times.] Right now, Pitbull's "Timber," featuring Ke$ha, is number two on Billboard and number one on my GTFOH chart. I don't remember the first time I heard this song -- it seems...
Tell Kanye to Stop Talking for 30 Minutes! And Six Other Requests for 2014

By Shea Serrano
Jan 2, 2014

[Editor's Note: In his column Serrano Time, award-winning scribe and goofball Shea Serrano writes about his life and times.] Dear 2013, Oh, man. So you're officially over. That's kind of sad. You were mostly a very dope year -- at least for me, anyway, and truth be told, that's all...
Kanye West Quiz! With Funny Illustrated Clues!

By Shea Serrano
Dec 18, 2013

[Editor's Note: In his column Serrano Time, award-winning scribe and goofball Shea Serrano writes about his life and times.] This game is very simple: Look at the pictures and guess what Kanye West song each one represents. Boom. That's it. That's all. You're done. That's a little thing called respecting...
Eminem and Rihanna's "The Monster": Why This Song Sucks

By Shea Serrano
Dec 11, 2013

[Editor's Note: In his column Serrano Time, award-winning scribe and goofball Shea Serrano writes about his life and times.] Song: Eminem's "The Monster," featuring Rihanna History: Eminem did a freestyle battle. He went up against Papa Doc and choked. It was pretty sad. Then some more sad stuff happened to...
R. Kelly's Black Panties, Reviewed in Baby Animal GIFs

By Shea Serrano
Dec 4, 2013

[Editor's Note: In his column Serrano Time, award-winning scribe and goofball Shea Serrano writes about his life and times.] Here's what you need to know about Robert Sylvester Kelly: He's the fucking best. At singing. At wearing masks. At making videos of himself having sex. All of it. And so...
How I Accidentally Became a Drug Dealer

By Shea Serrano
Nov 27, 2013

Courtesy of UniversalSheaface. [Editor's Note: In his column Serrano Time, award-winning scribe and goofball Shea Serrano writes about his life and times.] The biggest concern in my life recently is that every show on my DVR is the regular definition version, rather than the high definition version. As you can...
LOL at This Angry Letter From a "Directioner"

By Shea Serrano
Nov 20, 2013

One Direction [Editor's Note: In his column Serrano Time, award-winning scribe and goofball Shea Serrano writes about his life and times.] Last week, I wrote about why One Direction's "This Is My Story" sucks. Usually, whenever one of these pieces goes up (and they go up often), I get a...
One Direction's "Story Of My Life": Why This Song Sucks

By Shea Serrano
Nov 13, 2013

Courtesy of Columbia/SycoZayn and the crew [Editor's Note: In his column Serrano Time, award-winning writer and goofball Shea Serrano writes about his life and times.] Song: One Direction's "Story Of My Life" History: A long time ago there were barber shop quartets and then after that the New Kids On...
Katy Perry's "Roar": Why This Song Sucks

By Shea Serrano
Nov 6, 2013

[Editor's Note: In his new column, Serrano Time, award-winning goofball Shea Serrano writes about his life and times. Better put on your shoes, because your socks are about to be blown off.] History: Katy Perry was born in 1984, except back then people called her "Katy Hudson" because that's her...
Six Girls I Dated and Why We Broke Up

By Shea Serrano
Oct 30, 2013

[Editor's Note: In his new column, Serrano Time, award-winning goofball Shea Serrano writes about his life and times. Better put on your shoes because your socks are about to be blown off.] I went running the other morning. I used to run all the time. I was in shape, and...
The Bonkers TLC Movie: A Brief Rundown

By Shea Serrano
Oct 23, 2013

TLC/Courtesy of VH1 [Editor's Note: In his new column, Serrano Time, award-winning goofball Shea Serrano writes about his life and times. Better put on your shoes because your socks are about to be blown off.] On Monday night, I watched the movie about TLC, the most important all-girl rap group...