Rep. Allen West’s Guide to Sexy Letter Writing

After earlier reporting on a sexually explicit letter South Florida Tea Bagger extraordinaire Rep. Allen West sent to his wife while he was serving in the army in 2003, Gossip Extra has decided to upload the handwriten missive and unleash it on the web. The site released the letter, they…

Craig Mitchell Wanted in Miami Rapper Bizzle’s Murder

Craig Mitchell is wanted by Miami Police in connection to the murder of Miami rapper Bizzle. The department issued a warrant for the 39-year-old’s arrest today, and investigators believe he is the man who killed Robert “Bizzle” Labranche at a Liberty City car wash earlier this month.See also:- Miami Rapper…

Obama Up 1 to 2 Percent in Three Latest Florida Polls

The race for Florida is still basically tied, but three new polls released this morning show President Obama with the slightest of leads. Though, all those leads are within the margin of error. Either way, it seems that both Obama and Mitt Romney still have a good shot at winning…

The Ten Types of Ghosts That Haunt Miami

Miami is not a normal place, and we really wouldn’t expect the ghosts that haunt this town to be your average ghouls either. Let’s be honest, this place is certainly crazy enough that we’re pretty sure there has to be some paranormal activity going on. So the Riptide Institute for Afterlife…

Hurricane Sandy, The Day After: Escape From (Southern) New York

Although Hurricane Sandy did not, as some meteorologists and media folks predicted, cause the earth to split asunder and drown us all in magma, it did put a pretty big hurt on New York City and the rest of the Northeast. In Gotham, the toll was massive: Flooding all over lower…

Heat Beat Celtics 120-107 in Season Opener, Receive Championship Rings

Aqui lo que importa es el CASH! Oh my, that is pretty. Isn’t that pretty, Celtics/Knicks/Lakers fans? Look at that beautiful thing. How fuckin’ glorious.Your Miami Heat received these lovely, diamond-encrusted CHAMPIONSHIP rings last night just before their 120-107 dismantling of last year’s Eastern Conference runner-up / team from Douchebag…

Connie Mack Predicts Connie Mack Will Win Senate Race

So, despite the Real Clear Politics polling average having Connie Mack trailing by six points, and despite Five Thirty Eight giving Connie Mack a one percent chance of winning, and despite the fact not a single newspaper endorsed his candidacy, Connie Mack today has made a bold prediction that Connie…

Obama and Romney Tied in All Latest Florida Polls

So who is going to win Florida? Don’t ask the polls right now. Three major polls of Florida’s electorate were completed over the weekend (just in time for early voting), and all three show President Barack Obama and Mitt Romney in a statistical tie in the Sunshine State…

305 Photo of the Day: Red Moon

Today’s photo comes from Viper1165’s Flickr. If you’d like to see your photo here join our Flickr group.Follow Miami New Times on Facebook and Twitter @MiamiNewTimes…

Hurricane Sandy: A Message to the Northeast from Miami

Oh hey Northeast, how you doing? Oh, you’re about to get a hurricane. It’s a Category One. We totally didn’t even hear about it. Oh, wait, that’s all we’re hearing about right now.Listen, we’re kind of jealous. A hurricane comes towards Florida and it gets maybe a 30 second mention…

Mitt Romney Leads Miami-Dade Cubans 76-19

Here’s everything you need to know about partisan politics in Miami-Dade in a nutshell: According to a Miami Herald poll, President Barack leads or is tied in just about every demographic group in the county except Cubans. Mitt Romney has opened a massive 76 percent to 19 percent lead among…