On Friday, we stressed that the Dolphins pass defense needed to show up on Sunday if the team had any hope of taking down the Colts. Clearly, Defensive Coordinator Kevin Coyle needs to start reading our posts along with his morning coffee because the Dolphins pass defense was absolute refried…
Dale! Pitbull may be Mr. 305 (where the vast majority of his fellow Cuban-Americans are voting for Mitt Romney), but he’ll be stepping into the 954 on Sunday to join President Obama at a major pre-election rally…
In an election that should be centering around the economy and health care, in Miami-Dade the biggest topic, at least as presented in both campaigns’ latest ads, predictably appears to be Cuba. After Mitt Romney took to the airwaves with a Spanish-language ad connecting Barack Obama to the Castros and…
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Mitt Romney is running Spanish-language ads in Florida connection Obama to the Castro family. So isn’t it oh so convenient that just today the Raul Castro’s Cuban government has lashed out Obama’s American government by accusing American diplomats of trying to undermine the Castro regime. Very, very convenient indeed…
Here in America we’re, of course, nothing but high-minded about our politics. We’re able to have reasoned and enlightened discussions about our political differences, and respect others’ right to disagree with our viewpoints.No, hahaha, just kidding. In America we wipe our butts with pictures of our own president, apparently…
It happens. Maybe you’re a little drunk. You’re feeling all sexy about yourself. Damn, you look good. You’re in your bathroom, already in the buff. There’s your cell phone. There’s the mirror. Why not take a few sexy pictures? YOLO!Well, because there are perverts in this world who want your…
The Miami Hurricanes aren’t quite bowl eligible just yet, but last night they shook off a three-game losing streak and delivered an epic 30-12 smackdown to the Virginia Tech Hokies. The worst of their schedule is behind them (including loses to three teams in currently in the BCS top 10),…
This Sunday the Dolphins travel to Indianapolis to play the Colts and Andrew Luck — the girl many Dolphins fans wanted to take to the prom, but she was too unattainable so she laughed in our faces in front of the whole cafeteria as chocolate milk sprayed out of our…
Earlier this month, Carlos Bertonatti finally left his Key Biscayne house arrest and headed down to the Gerstein Justice Building to face charges that he drunkenly killed a cyclist on the Rickenbacker Causeway in January 2010. His criminal trial, after nine delays, was at last scheduled to start last Monday.It…
Election day is almost upon us, which means our two suitors have just a few days left to ply us with sweet nothings and false promises. The numbers are closer than ever in Florida, so it’s anybody’s guess who’s going to take the state on November 6. With this uncertain…
For Joleen Crisp and her 65-year-old associate Renter Pete Atwood, it’s all meth all the time. Police found the duo cooking meth in a Daytona Beach Shores motel just hours before Crisp, 32, was scheduled to appear in court for previous charges on making meth…
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The race for Florida’s electoral votes remains effectively tied with various polls showing both Mitt Romney and Barack Obama with a slight edge. While polls released yesterday showed Obama with the slightest of leads, today’s polls have Romney up by a few points. Though, all leads for both candidates in…
Christopher Dabney certainly isn’t feeling like one of the few and the proud this morning. The 22-year-old Marine was arrested in Gainesville early this morning while wearing a pink tutu after beating up a man he thought was dressed in a Halloween costume poking fun at disabled veterans. The man actually…
The Miami Marlins have hired a new manager to replace the ousted Ozzie Guillen, and he’s no stranger to the club. Mike Redmond made his major league debut as a catcher for the Marlins back in 1998 and played with the team through 2004. He’ll now return as the team’s…
With crisp autumn weather and no rain in sight, thousands of costumed revelers packed the street party on CocoWalk in Coconut Grove last night. Amidst all the drunken, blood-soaked zombies, though, a very real bloodbath broke out around 3 a.m. last night.After a fight erupted among partiers leaving CocoWalk, four…
In the desperate fight to snag Hispanic voters in Miami-Dade — a battle that could easily swing Florida, and thus the presidency — Romney’s campaign has decided to pull out the oldest trick in the GOP handbook: Tying Obama to Hugo Chavez, Fidel Castro and Che Guevara.It’s ridiculous, of course,…
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