All around this great country, voters woke up this morning celebrating their state’s support for Barack Obama or reveling in their red-state backing of Mitt Romney. In Florida, we woke up groggy, confused and more than a little pissed about the seven hours we waited in line. The presidential election…
Unless you’re stuck in some Jack McKeon-like time warp in which Twitter relies on actual messenger pigeons, you’ve probably heard by now that Barack Obama punched yesterday’s election in the crotch. And unless your name is Mitt Romney and you’ve permanently foregone alcohol and caffeine, your brain is probably a…
As Florida vote counting goes to the wire tonight, what is clear is that this state — and this city — remains bitterly divided.That divide was apparent at two locations just blocks apart in Little Havana: there was elation at Obama campaign headquarters on SW 1st Street as a small…
After months of vague polls never-ending political ads, traffic backups caused by campaign stops, and being annoyed by your family members on Facebook, election day is finally here, and Riptide is here to guide you through the results. Of course we’ll be paying attention to the Presidential race, but we’ll…
Inside a packed conference room at the Doubletree by Hilton near the airport, Ben Powell, chairman of Miami-Dade Republican Party, leaned into his mic and bellowed, “Are y’all ready for victory?” The crowd of about 200 Romney supporters let out a boisterous cheer.Even as returns are showing Obama clinging to…
An Election Day that started with voting lines up to six or seven hours long at some sites around Miami is ending, appropriately enough, with hundreds of voters still waiting to cast their ballots more than an hour after polls have closed.Tensions have boiled over at a Little Havana fire…
For most people, putting out signs on Election Day means touting the politician of their choice. At Johnson Firearms in Wynwood, however, it means selling guns. But that’s not to say there’s nothing political about it.”Ever since the second debate, when [Obama] mentioned the assault rifle ban, people have been…
So, as we informed you this morning, it’s totally illegal in Florida to take a picture of your marked ballot. Well, the Connie Mack campaign only reads Riptide when we write something about Connie Mack (usually followed up by a terse e-mail). So, Mack is just retweeting out pictures of…
The joke about telling voters on the other side that they can vote the day after the election is almost as old as democracy itself, but this is Florida, and democracy here sometimes does look like a joke.Indeed, 12,525 people living in Pinellas County, Florida got a robocall this morning…
I mean, I guess if a cop pulls you over and you’ve got a whole bunch of crack cocaine out in the open you’ve got to at least pretend to hide it somewhere, right? I’ve never done crack, but that sounds like pretty sound crack logic to me.Police in Punta…
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It’s Election Day, which means your Instagram, Tumblr, Twitter and Facebook feeds are full of pictures of people waiting in long lines to vote, their shiny new “I Voted” stickers, and, occasionally, their actual ballots.So, as a friendly reminder, we’d just like to reiterate that it’s totally illegal in Florida…
The day is finally upon us, and it’s looking like every vote may actually matter in Florida. In the final slew of polls, both Barack Obama and Mitt Romney remain tied in the race to win our state’s precious 29 electoral votes. Let’s take a look at the latest polls…
When a man in Sarasota repeatedly took Obama signs off his neighbor’s lawn, he wanted to let her know it wasn’t just vandalism. See, he was looking out for everyone’s safety by not letting burglars know that weak-kneed, Second Amendment-hating liberals lived there. He even sent her a postcard helpfully…
At 7 a.m. this morning, 829 polling sites opened in schools, storefronts and churches around Miami-Dade County. And despite the fact that almost half of likely Florida voters have already cast ballots, imposing lines quickly formed, snaking out front doors and down sidewalks — and forcing some to abandon their…
When Aaron Todd returned to his sports medicine office at the University of Miami Hospital in July, his laptop bag — which held his social security card, keys, and Veterans Affairs card — was gone. So began his maddening descent into the lax security at the giant hospital, which made…
Dwyane Wade hasn’t been shy about sharing his political beliefs. He endorsed Kendrick Meek in Florida’s 2010 Senate race, and earlier today he published an impassioned essay throwing his support behind President Obama. His teammate LeBron James’ political leanings haven’t always been quite so public, but we’re pretty sure King…
There’s no way around it: If Mitt Romney loses Florida he’ll lose the election. After months of polling and campaigning, the conventional wisdom is that if Romney fails to capture the Sunshine State’s 29 electoral votes he’s left with very few paths to Electoral College victory.Well, just a day before…
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Did you see Reggie Bush’s amazing, zig-zaggy touch down run in the second quarter on Sunday against the Indianapolis Colts? Well, Fox analyst Terry Bradshaw did, and in a poor choice of words, described Bush as running like “he was chasing that bucket of chicken.” Whoops…
With a rate of 1,198 violent crimes committed per every 100,000 residents in 2011, the City of Miami has been named the 17th most dangerous large city in America, according to the latest statistics released by the FBI…
The latest polls released in the past few days really have not brought much clarity to the question of who exactly is in the lead in Florida. Two recent newspaper-commissioned polls show Mitt Romney with a sizable lead, but others show Barack Obama with a slim lead. Taken all together,…
