Halfoffdrinks.com: A Miami Groupon Just For Booze Hounds

Jason Ibarra and Fulbio Parodi know that Miami restaurants make huge profits on alcohol. So they recently formed Halfoffdrinks.com, a site devoted solely to discounted drinks and bar bites.Ibarra says he and his partner came up with the site after following mega deal sites like Groupon and Living Social –…

The Grind Names Participating Restaurants, Backyard Burger Winners

The Grind, Miami’s home grown burger competition is coming soon and all over Miami, people are salivating with the promise of eating burgers from over two dozen participating local restaurants. The key word here is local. Unlike some other burger events in the Miami area, the Grind features burgers from…

First Bite: Villa Azur Brings the South of France to SoBe

Villa Azur is striking, though familiar. Sixteen foot high drapes, reminiscent of those at the Delano welcome guests as they stroll into the open white doors.  White leather couches meet French country touches in the lounge/bar area, complete with stylish fireplaces built into the walls. White French doors open into…

75. Brie Mozzarella Sticks at The Local

It’s that time of year again when we count down to New Times’ Best of Miami 2012 issue in June. Until then, Short Order will serve up 100 of our favorite dishes in the 305. If you have any nominations of your own, please send them to cafe@miaminewtimes.com75. Brie Mozzarella…

Johnson & Wales Anniversary Contest: Eat, Tweet, And Win

Johnson & Wales University North Miami is celebrating its 20th anniversary with a unique contest. And to help them, they’ve enlisted the aid of some of their culinary school alumni.Alumni who, by the way, happen to be behind the burners at some of Miami’s best restaurants.To celebrate JWU’s North Miami…

Seahorse-Shaped Cheeto on eBay: Cheehorse to the Highest Bidder

A seahorse-shaped Cheeto — one of the few nonreligious or Founding Father-shaped items that people see in edible objects — is up for auction on eBay. For instance, a chicken nugget resembling George Washington caused a bidding war that sent the price skyrocketing to $8,100, according to the Sioux City Journal. The…

Juvia to Serve Bento Box Lunches From Rooftop Lincoln Road Eatery

Bento boxes are the snack pack of Japan. These meals, served in compartmentalized boxes, are usually comprised of rice, fish, and meat, and can be as simple or elaborate as a restaurant or stay-at-home-mom wants to make them. Juvia, the new penthouse retreat with a retractable roof adjacent to the…

Expensive Crystal, Sexy Wine at Bloomingdale’s Aventura

Usually when you take something without paying for it at Bloomingdale’s you also get a free limo ride — to the nearest police station.But next Wednesday, March 21, from 7 to 9 p.m., Bloomingdale’s Aventura is inviting you to indulge in some very good wine while trying out some pricey…

McDonald’s Shamrock Shakes: Not For Humans or Leprechauns

The other day, on my way home from a meeting, I saw the sign from the road. The local McDonald’s was touting their elusive Shamrock Shakes ($2.09 – $3.19, depending on size).This green concoction is, like the McRib, a limited-time-only treat, designed to capitalize on the St. Patrick’s Day holiday…

Miami’s Ten Best Breakfast Spots

Breakfast has long been regarded the most important meal of the day, but we still tend to discount its importance (except maybe at Sunday brunch). But breakfast, unlike dinner, is a great time to meet friends or business associates for a meal that has less formality. Unlike dinner at a…

Wynwood Food Truck Roundup Cancelled, Brad Knoefler Tattled

The Second Saturday Wynwood Artwalk food truck roundup has been cancelled for this month. Short Order learned about the cancellation from organizer/restaurateur Richard Hales, who said that the popular monthly food truck roundup was being shuttered due to a tip off to the City of Miami Zoning Department by another…

Purim Is Today: Get Your Hamantaschen Here

Who says Disney has all the stories about powerful princesses overcoming evil? Long before Cinderella and Ariel, Queen Esther defeated the evil Haman, saving her people and being one generally bad-ass young lady.To celebrate and remember this victory, every year Jews (and everyone else who likes a tasty treat) eat…

80. Chicken Fricassee at Le Bouchon Du Grove

It’s that time of year again when we count down to New Times’ Best of Miami 2012 issue in June. Until then, Short Order will serve up 100 of our favorite dishes in the 305. If you have any nominations of your own, please send them to cafe@miaminewtimes.com.80. Chicken Fricassee…

Win Two Tickets To The Grind: Poets Invited

The Grind, Miami’s home town burger competition is only three weeks away and the competition is heating up.On March 31 at 7 p.m., 30 local restaurants will compete their meat at Wynwood’s Miami Entertainment Complex.On Friday we asked you to let us know which you preferred — the Frita with…