The Grind is Tomorrow: Burgers, Brews, and Body Paint (Video)

The Grind, Miami’s hometown burger competition, is this Saturday and we’re finally counting down to burger madness.On March 31 at 7 p.m., 30 local restaurants will compete with their meat at the Miami Entertainment Complex. Tickets are still available for $75 in advance, $85 at the door. VIP tickets ($125)…

Miami’s Ten Best Late-Night Restaurants

Want access to our Best Of picks from your smartphone? Download our free Best Of app for the iPhone or Android phone from the App Store or Google Play.There’s no doubt Miami is a late night town. With a large European and Latin American influence, we rarely think of dinner…

Jelsomino Russian Karaoke Lounge Coming to South Beach (Video)

For years Short Order has been saying the only thing that stands between South Beach and paradise was a really good karaoke lounge..possibly one that had live backup singers.Well, South Beach is closer to perfection because word has it that Russian-based Ginza Project is bringing its karaoke lounge concept, Jelsomino,…

Miami Lunch Truck Insurance Scam: 15 Arrests, $800,000 in False Claims

More than a dozen people around Miami have been arrested and several more arrests are pending in the culmination of a two-year insurance fraud investigation connected to lunch trucks. Short Order has obtained the 43-page affidavit that lists the 15 participants who are accused of staging more than a dozen…

Burger Worship

Consider the hamburger for a moment. If you drive by practically any street corner in America, you can find this ubiquitous meat sandwich. What other food can be eaten and prepared so many different ways? From the humble fast-food burger to Kobe renditions by celebrity chefs, we love the burger…

Belvedere, Bacardi, Svedka: The Ten Most Offensive Beverage Ads

Belvedere vodka was lambasted in the press last week after the company posted an ad on its Facebook page depicting a man grabbing a woman from behind. The copy on the ad, “Unlike some people, Belvedere always goes down smooth”, led people to comment on Twitter and Facebook negatively, like…

The Grind Burgers Announced

The Grind, Miami’s home town burger competition, is this Saturday and we’re finally counting down to burger madness.On March 31 at 7 p.m., 30 local restaurants will compete with their meat at Wynwood’s Miami Entertainment Complex. Tickets are still available for $75 in advance, $85 at the door. VIP tickets…

70. Portobello Mushroom Sandwich at the Cafe at Books & Books

It’s that time of year again when we count down to New Times’ Best of Miami 2012 issue in June. Until then, Short Order will serve up 100 of our favorite dishes in the 305. If you have any nominations of your own, please send them to cafe@miaminewtimes.com.70. Portobello Mushroom…

Sony Ericsson Open: Food Is Better Than Tennis (Photos)

The Sony Ericsson runs through April 1 at the Crandon Park Tennis Center in Key Biscayne, bringing with it painful traffic jams, celebrity athletes, and a lot of people in it for the oversize tennis balls and Bombay Sapphire Lounge.Every year, as we stroll the village that takes two months…

Snackdown Celebration in Coconut Grove: Mango Martinis and Good Times

A few weeks ago we announced that Coconut Grove, the little village known for mango trees, boaters, and outdoor bistros, had won our Snackdown, which pitted Miami’s neighborhoods against each other for your votes and foodie love. Though Coconut Grove won by a mere seven votes (and Coral Gables is…

Taste of Brickell: Hey, Guys, Why So Many Chains?

The second annual Taste of Brickell festival is this weekend. The event — which takes place this Saturday and Sunday, March 24 and 25, from noon to 10 p.m. — turns 1201 Brickell Bay Dr. into a large party area featuring food, drinks, and a kiddie zone complete with petting…

Hot Girls and Ice Cream: Aphrodisiac Pays Us a Visit (Pictures)

Just another day in the life at Miami New Times. Editorial meeting, a little writing, beautiful girls pole-dancing in the parking lot.Are you jealous yet? Yesterday at lunchtime, the staff at New Times was treated to a little ice-cream party. We know, we know, big deal. Lots of offices have…

Great Taste of the Grove Celebrates 22nd Year, Stays Affordable

The Great Taste of the Grove Food & Wine Festival is celebrating its 22nd year with a two-day festival of food, wine, and music.On Saturday and Sunday, April 14, and 15, from 11 a.m. to 7 p.m., Coconut Grove’s Peacock Park will host the lively event, showcasing Miami’s best restaurants…

Dunkin’ Donuts Opens on Calle Ocho: Freebies and Salsa Dancing

Dunkin’ Donuts is probably one of the few fast food chains that still draws a crowd when one of their locations open. (Come on, when was the last time you cared about a McDonald’s grand opening?)Dunkin’ is celebrating its newest shop, located directly on Calle Ocho this Saturday, March 24…

Jugo Fresh Features Organic Juices, Opens Today in South Beach

​Jugo Fresh, an all-natural juice company that features live, organic juices, is opening its doors today in South Beach.The shop presses their own fully organic fruits and vegetables. These unpasteurized juices are nutrient-dense and alive, meaning once pressed they have a shelf life of only 96 hours. That makes maintaining…

Eat Your Heart Out

If you’ve dreamed of an event in Miami that would let you sample wines, enjoy a chair massage, and pet a pony while listening to Colombian fusion music, get thee to the Taste of Brickell Food & Wine Festival (1201 Brickell Bay Dr., Miami). The fest, which runs from noon…

Hedy Goldsmith Talks James Beard, Cookbooks, and Tattoos

On Monday, the 2012 James Beard finalists were announced, leaving Michael’s Genuine Food & Drink pastry chef Hedy Goldsmith the last hope of Miami taking home a coveted Beard award this year. Her boss, Michael’s chef/owner Michael Schwartz, received the Beard award for Best Chef South in 2010. Goldsmith spoke with…

The Balvenie Road Trip: Two Guys, One Car, Lots of Scotch

Generally, brand ambassadors at spirits companies have pretty good jobs — going to bars and events and talking up whatever brand of booze you’re representing (and giving out free samples along the way). But last year, Balvenie brand ambassadors Nicholas Pollacchi and Andrew Weir received a new assignment from their…

Sra. Martinez Adds Menu Items, Cocktails to Brunch (Photos)

Chef Michelle Bernstein has upped the ante on her brunch at Sra. Martinez with more than a dozen new menu items, plus cocktails.Brunch is one of the few times people feel free to enjoy an alcoholic beverage before the sun goes down, but the choices are usually slim — bloody…

Hedy Goldsmith is a 2012 James Beard Finalist

The 2012 James Beard finalists were recently announced in Las Vegas. South Florida was shut out from most of the categories, with Hedy Goldsmith of Michael’s Genuine Food & Drink the only south Florida chef (or restaurant) making it this far in this year’s awards process.Chef Goldsmith was named as…