Anthony Bourdain’s No Reservations: Mozambique Is a Downer

If you recall, I groused through Tony’s fluffier show, The Layover (which, by the way, was picked up for one more season), opting to reserve my critical eye for the more serious, eyeglass-wearing cousin, No Reservations. The season eight opener, which featured the African country of Mozambique, went beyond serious…

Azul: Huff Out, New Menu Items In

Rumors have been swirling regarding the future of Azul at the Mandarin Oriental Hotel after it was made known that executive chef Joel Huff left, almost exactly a year after he started his duties at the posh and gorgeous restaurant.Eater Miami reported that a source revealed a celebrity chef was…

Johnson & Wales Zest Nominees Include McInnis, Erickson, Phillip Ho

This Wednesday evening, pretty much every top chef in town will gather for what’s turning out to be the Academy Awards of Miami dining: Johnson & Wales University’s first annual Zest Awards.The invitation-only fete, to take place at the university’s Academic & Student Center, is part of the North Miami Campus’s…

Actor Matthew Newton Arrested at Mr. Moe’s

Mr. Moe’s, the Coconut Grove sports bar/hunting lodge, received more than its usual share of action early Saturday morning, when Australian actor Matthew Newton was arrested by Miami police outside the establishment.According to Newton’s attorney, Chris Murphy, Newton was at the bar Friday, asked to leave, and then returned to…

62. Chicken Tikka Masala at Bombay Darbar

It’s that time of year when we count down to New Times’ Best of Miami 2012 issue in June. Until then, Short Order will serve up 100 of our favorite dishes in the 305. If you have any nominations of your own, please send them to cafe@miaminewtimes.com62. Chicken Tikka Masala…

63. Empanadas at Go-Go Fresh Food Cafe

It’s that time of year when we count down to New Times’ Best of Miami 2012 issue in June. Until then, Short Order will serve up 100 of our favorite dishes in the 305. If you have any nominations of your own, please send them to cafe@miaminewtimes.com63. Empanadas at Go-Go…

The Grind on Refunds: 50 Percent Off Next Year

Last Week’s Miami burger battle, The Grind, was well attended, had a diverse roster of participating restaurants, and a good cover band. The evening would have been a successful first-time event except for one problem.Excessive smoke caused by a perfect storm of problems, including the failure of a main A/C…

Pick A Pet

Miami is one of the most pet-friendly places to live. Lincoln Road is overrun with little dogs wearing designer labels, and there are probably just as many cats curled up in a spot of sun waiting for their humans to come home. And yet there are still literally thousands of…

Florida Woman Trades Sex For Cheeseburgers: Five Dishes Better Than Sex!

Riptide reported yesterday that a 47-year old woman was arrested in a prostitution sting operation in southwest Florida.  That sounds like a typical evening for any police department. Except the woman requested a very specific trade-off for her services. According to the police report, Christine Faith Baker’s fee for sex…

Make Your Own Peeps: A How-To Demo by Tudor House’s Jamie DeRosa

When we heard Tudor House was making its own Peeps for Easter brunch, we were intrigued. We didn’t think Peeps could actually be created by hand. We thought those adorable little marshmallow chicks were just hatched from giant candy chickens housed somewhere in a large farm in the Nevada desert.So…

Ten Best Chocolate Easter Bunnies: Large, Weird, and Yummy

It’s that time of year again…when all thoughts turn to the barbaric (and totally satisfying) practice of buying the most adorable little bunnies, only to slowly eat them alive. We’re talking, of course, the chocolate variety of bunny. Oh what pleasure we derive from slowly torturing these candies shaped like…

Voice Daily Deal: You’re On a Boat, Bitch

Living in Miami, we sometimes take for granted all the cool and amazing things that we have in our own backyard – like the ability to spend the day eating and drinking on a boat.Sure, owning a boat requires a lot of money that we don’t have, but what if…

Give It Back Rally: A Big Group Hug For the Coconut Grove Playhouse

A cheer catchier than the material girl’s new song that chants MDNA rang through the streets of Coconut Grove last evening. Calls of “Give it back, give it back” could be heard reverberating off the facade of the Coconut Grove Playhouse, which was shuttered in 2006 and left to decline…

Easter Brunches in Miami: Nine of the Best and One Dinner

We’re not sure just when the tradition of stuffing your face like a crazy person on ham, roast beef, colored eggs, and copious amounts of baked goods started — but we like it just the same. With Easter comes that age-old tradition, the brunch. Whether it’s a sit-down style or…

Free Tickets: Harry’s Pizzeria Hosts Greenhouse Pizzeria Pop-Up UPDATED

Michael Schwartz is hosting another popup at Harry’s Pizzeria. The fourth dinner, in what is turning out to be a much-celebrated series in Miami, features Cleveland’s Jonathon Sawyer taking over the restaurant for a one-night-only meal Wednesday, April 4.Sawyer, Food & Wine Magazine’s 2010 Best New Chef and owner of…

Pairings Fundraiser: Art and Food Come Together

Art and food came together last evening for a fundraiser to benefit both Common Threads and LegalArt.The event, held at the LegalArt building in downtown Miami, featured food by Chow Down Grill, GastroPod, and newcomer Mad Man Jack’s Barbecue combined with mostly interactive art installations — some requiring participation before…

Eden South Beach Has Closed

A former marketing manager at Eden South Beach has confirmed that the restaurant has closed. Rumors of trouble started as early as last spring, when Short Order reported the website was down and vendors were grumbling about payment disputes.At the time, owner Larry Rizzo and executive chef Christopher Lee assured…