The French horn doesn’t get enough love, man. It’s really a beautiful instrument. But it’s been all but forgotten in our modern uhntz-uhntz-ing age. And it almost never gets you laid in band class. Damn, trumpets get all the ass. Two brothers from Brooklyn learned this the hard way. They…
Kanye West and 2 Chainz are two ballin’ motherfuckers. And in their most recent music video, they’re bossin’ on more big booties than Sir Mix-a-Lot in the ’90s. The strange, surreal scene portrayed in “Birthday Song” is half suburban kiddie party, half evening at King of Diamonds. It’s directed by…
Let me see you dutty wine to the bassline, girl. Bitches all over the world are going to drop it low when Italy’s massive electro monster Congorock drops his new track with dancehall superstar Sean Paul at the end of September. The track called “Bless Di Nation” will coincide with…
See also “Labor Day 2012: Nine Best Rap Parties, From Timbaland to Trick Daddy and Strippers.” It’s Labor Day weekend, y’all. You could spend your free time maxin’ and relaxin’ by the pool. Or you could spend it getting white-boy wasted, fist-pumping your way into blackout oblivion. We think that…
At exactly 46 minutes past midnight on Monday, King of Diamonds, Miami’s most baller big-booty strip club, gave notice via Twitter that “DJKHALED gon have #KOD TURNT THE FUCK UP TONIGHT!!!!” And turnt the fuck up the place certainly was. Judging from Dazed One’s video recap of Khaled’s Kiss the…
Calvin Harris has been a busy little boy. His massive hit “Feel So Close” landed him his first appearance on the Billboard Hot 100 at No. 12, and he penned a lucrative endorsement deal with Pepsi Max to feature his smash “Let’s Go” with Ne-Yo. Riding that wave, he just…
Poor little Michael Jackson. He was a weirdo. But on his 54th birthday, we ask ourselves, “Was the King of Pop ever really happy?” Maybe when he was dancing. Or hugging loyal fans. Or riding his totally awesome ferris wheel. But we can almost guarantee he wouldn’t be happy with…
Joel “Deadmau5” Zimmerman is a go-big-or-go-home kind of guy. When he opens his mouth, he’s not going to sugar-coat his opinion. And when he opens his wallet, he’ll spare no expense to provide fans with the ultimate audio-visual experience. That’s why he didn’t hesitate to drop a guap on his…
Ask any raver in the world and they’ll tell you all about how “I’m totally in it for the music, bro.” But contrary to that theory, next-level, mind-blowing visuals are an increasingly important aspect of the electronic dance music scene. Some of the best and most beloved DJs from all…
Labor Day is a magical day. It’s a day for us, the common working-class people, to sit back, relax, and be celebrated. And what do we, the common folk, like to do on our days off? We like to blow all our hard-earned cash on expensive baller parties. That’s why…
The rap game is tough. Some might say it’s no place for a lady. But those people would be chauvinistic douche popsicles. The truth is it takes a tough lady to top the charts. At the top, it doesn’t matter if you’re sexy. You’re judged by the content of your…
Fuck a bitch named Isaac. Tonight, DJ Khaled’s gonna make it rain hundies and platinum hits all over King of Diamonds. And he so serious. According to the official hype, “the whole world will be in the building” for the Miami-based hip-hop heavyweight as he pops bottles in honor of…
See also “The 15 Richest Musicians” — plus “Ten Richest DJs.” Somebody give it up to the good doctor. It’s been more than a decade since the D-R-E released an album, but he’s far from falling off the game. In fact, he’s still the most lucrative musical house-hold name in…
See the full 40-photo slideshow of Sneaker Pimps at Grand Central — plus “Iggy Azalea Ain’t All “Pu$$y”: Five Secret Facts About the Aussie Rapper.” Sneaker Pimps’ Tenth Anniversary Tour With Iggy Azalea, Ace Hood, Honey Cocaine, and others Grand Central, Miami Friday, August 24, 2012 Better Than: Getting jacked…
Gentleman, it’s time to get Jacked. Coming at you live and direct from the aged barrel of golden delicious god-nectar, Gentleman Jack Rare Tennessee Whiskey is going on tour with Art, Beats + Lyrics. Not to mention plenty of the good stuff. With eight stops across the country, Jack Daniel’s…
See also “Ten Signs of the Dubpocalypse! From Bieber and Muse to Dubstep Cereal Commercials.” It’s over. Miley Cyrus is a woman now. And as we speak, she’s probably taking face-fulls of Borgore’s cake. The hedonistic, nasty-as-he-wanna-be brostepper released a confection-themed song about bangin’ bitches and they friends back in…
Fan love is weird. Devoted followers will do just about anything to feel closer to their favorite musicians, even if it means public humiliation and personal debasement. Like this broad who let Bad Boy rapper Machine Gun Kelly vomit vodka into her mouth during a show last weekend. First of…
See also Crossfade’s review of Peaches at Grand Central in September 2011 — plus the full 30-photo slideshow. Hold on to your tits, kids. ‘Cause Peaches is coming to town. Yes, the world’s nastiest electroclash sex god will be whipping out her chick dick and cumming all over the crowd…
Iggy Azalea as Part of the Sneaker Pimps Tour at Grand Central August 24
Breaking up sucks. But the best way to get over that shitty someone is getting back up on it with someone else. No, we don’t mean jump right into another relationship. That’d foolish and it won’t heal anything. What a freshly broken heart needs is a strange, meaningless sexual encounter…
See Crossfade’s “Best of the 2012 Gathering of the Juggalos” slideshow. The Gathering of the Juggalos is a cultural mecca for Middle American freaks. Now, the FBI may consider Insane Clown Posse and their Faygo-soaked followers to be a gang. But that just eems like a shitty attempt by the…
See also “Paris Hilton’s DJ Debut Sucked Balls” and “DJ Paris Pisses Off Samantha Ronson and Deadmau5.” Paris Hilton is a modern tragedy. This dumb bitch already destroyed what little faith we still had in the DJ scene when she puked all over Pop Festival in Brazil. But breaking our…
