See the full 40-photo slideshow of Sneaker Pimps at Grand Central — plus “Iggy Azalea Ain’t All “Pu$$y”: Five Secret Facts About the Aussie Rapper.” Sneaker Pimps’ Tenth Anniversary Tour With Iggy Azalea, Ace Hood, Honey Cocaine, and others Grand Central, Miami Friday, August 24, 2012 Better Than: Getting jacked…
Gentleman, it’s time to get Jacked. Coming at you live and direct from the aged barrel of golden delicious god-nectar, Gentleman Jack Rare Tennessee Whiskey is going on tour with Art, Beats + Lyrics. Not to mention plenty of the good stuff. With eight stops across the country, Jack Daniel’s…
See also “Ten Signs of the Dubpocalypse! From Bieber and Muse to Dubstep Cereal Commercials.” It’s over. Miley Cyrus is a woman now. And as we speak, she’s probably taking face-fulls of Borgore’s cake. The hedonistic, nasty-as-he-wanna-be brostepper released a confection-themed song about bangin’ bitches and they friends back in…
Fan love is weird. Devoted followers will do just about anything to feel closer to their favorite musicians, even if it means public humiliation and personal debasement. Like this broad who let Bad Boy rapper Machine Gun Kelly vomit vodka into her mouth during a show last weekend. First of…
See also Crossfade’s review of Peaches at Grand Central in September 2011 — plus the full 30-photo slideshow. Hold on to your tits, kids. ‘Cause Peaches is coming to town. Yes, the world’s nastiest electroclash sex god will be whipping out her chick dick and cumming all over the crowd…
Iggy Azalea as Part of the Sneaker Pimps Tour at Grand Central August 24
Breaking up sucks. But the best way to get over that shitty someone is getting back up on it with someone else. No, we don’t mean jump right into another relationship. That’d foolish and it won’t heal anything. What a freshly broken heart needs is a strange, meaningless sexual encounter…
See Crossfade’s “Best of the 2012 Gathering of the Juggalos” slideshow. The Gathering of the Juggalos is a cultural mecca for Middle American freaks. Now, the FBI may consider Insane Clown Posse and their Faygo-soaked followers to be a gang. But that just eems like a shitty attempt by the…
See also “Paris Hilton’s DJ Debut Sucked Balls” and “DJ Paris Pisses Off Samantha Ronson and Deadmau5.” Paris Hilton is a modern tragedy. This dumb bitch already destroyed what little faith we still had in the DJ scene when she puked all over Pop Festival in Brazil. But breaking our…
Rick Ross and Maybach Music Group just got some fly shit from Chicago, and you know they’re gonna bring it down to the family. The newest signee to the Bawse’s label is Chi-Town’s fast-spitting swagmaster Rockie Fresh. He comes to MMG already two mixtapes deep and hailed by Complex Magazine…
See also “25 Diplo-Certified Ways to ‘Express Yourself.'” The booty clap is an artform. It’s no paltry shake or bounce. It takes real finesse and diligence. And no one has done more to promote the art of booty-clappin’ than Diplo, AKA Wes Pentz. OK, we’re just kidding. That’s the Twerk…
Iggy Azalea. You probably know her as the white girl rapper from Australia who writes rhymes about sex, drugs, and violence. But you really shouldn’t judge a woman by her viral video. In reality, everyone is more complex than some public persona. And Azalea is an intelligent, thoughtful, and well-spoken…
Calling all aggressive beat-seekers: Italy’s Nari and Milani are coming to Miami. They’re in the running for DJ Mag’s Top 100 DJs of 2012, and you can catch them dropping only the best in deep and thumping techno this Sunday at Set (320 Lincoln Rd., Miami Beach). These two have…
If there were a Dutch version of Swedish House Mafia, it would be Sunnery James and Ryan Marciano. That’s quite a lofty statement, but when it comes from SHM’s Axwell after he played with the duo in Ibiza, you take notice. It must feel fantastic to be these guys. Just…
Nadastrom at Grand Central August 16
Holy rolls! Rick Ross (AKA The Bawse) is gonna appear shirtless and covered in ice on the cover of this month’s Rolling Stone as he continues to push God Forgives, I Don’t. But thanks in part to Crossfade contributor Jesse Serwer, we don’t have to wait to get inside the…
See also “Top Ten Musical Makeover Stunts: From Miley Cyrus to Justin Bieber and Micheal Jackson.” Miley Cyrus is a terrible troll. We’ve all seen her new haircut. (If you haven’t, then look at it now.) And everyone on the Internet has an opinion, whether they think it’s an awkward…
See also “DJ Khaled’s ‘I’m On One’: Five Reasons Why It Was 2011’s Most Miami-Tastic Music Video.” DJ Khaled keeps making hits and filling them out with his bestest friends. In fact, he’s turning ’em out so fast that we just got a two-for-one special. Maybe Khaled saved some cash…
See also “Miley Cyrus to Tyler The Creator: “My ‘Barber’ Couldn’t Even Come Close to the F#$% Job That Is Your Face.” So much of today’s music industry is image. But what happens when a pop star totally hates the way that she’s been played out by her PR people?…
Who “Luv Dem Strippers”? Well, we here at Crossfade do. Ditto 2 Chainz and Nicki MInaj, whose new music video features enough bulbous, earthquakin’ ass to force a 12-year-old boy into puberty. “I Luv Dem Strippers” is a modern-day love song to the working girls of America. Plus, it features…
See the full 36-photo slideshow of Fake Blood at Grand Central. Fake Blood With Damaged Goods and Mike Deuce Grand Central, Miami Saturday, August 11, 2012 Better Than: Parties with the Manson family. Not everything that’s hard is dubstep. And just because it’s dark, doesn’t mean it can’t be funky…
See also “Diplo, ‘Mr. Express Yourself,’ Announces Expression Session Party at LIV Miami.” So, as you should know, Diplo will be coming to LIV for a special expression session on Wednesday, October 3. But what exactly is expressing yourself? Does Diplo want you to write an epic poem about love…
