Lady Gaga Stinks Like FAME: An Extremely Detailed Breakdown

See also “Lady Gaga Stages ‘Sensual’ Perfume Pre-Sale at Macy’s Dadeland” — plus “Gaga Announces Born This Way Ball Tour.” Lady Gaga is tormented by something. And it might be all this attention she’s getting. The heavy burden of being famous has been a running theme throughout her career, evidenced…

Swedish House Mafia Is Dying: An Extremely Detailed Breakdown

See also “Swedish House Mafia Announce Breakup, Last Show in Sweden on November 24.” Swedish House Mafia is arguably the biggest, most beloved and bloated DJ group in the entire EDM world. From the moment Ingrosso, Axwell, and Angello’s music hit the air, fans have been obscenely loyal, driving nearly…

UR1 Festival Tickets On Sale! Right Effing Now!

Hey, kid. No more waiting for the man. The time has finally come. UR1 Festival tickets are on sale! Right effing now! The ambitious first-time art and music festival will be making a big splash during Art Basel Miami Beach weekend. And it’s gonna be your chance to catch some…

Kreayshawn Bringin’ “Twerkin'” Party to LIV Miami on November 7

See also “Kreayshawn Talks Debut Album, Smokin’ Weed and Keepin’ It Craccin’ With Snoop Dogg.” Calling all sexy, bad bitches to the dance floor … It’s time to twerk it. Oakland’s dirtiest designer hater, Kreayshawn, is coming back to Miami to tear up the stage at LIV on Wednesday, November…

Lady Gaga Shaves Her Head to Honor Terry Richardson’s Dead Mom

See also “Lady Gaga Announces Born This Way Ball Tour” — plus “Gaga Photo Book by Terry Richardson: Perfect Gift for Gay Hipster Nephews.” Every time a pop star shaves her head, a famous photographer’s mother dies. Alright, not really. But in the case of Lady Gaga and Terry Richardson,…

Nicki Minaj Admits Mitt Romney Endorsement Was Total Bullshit, Flip-Flops for Obama

See also “Nicki Minaj ‘Voting For Romney'” and “Obama on Nicki Minaj’s Romney Endorsement.'” Nicki Minaj: rapper, butt-shaker, psychopath, flip-flopper? Well, the YMCMB lady boss insists her political back-and-forthing is just some kind of artistic, lyrical privilege. She’s now claiming that her statement about voting for Mitt Romney was simply…

Jay-Z vs. The 99 Percent: True American or Greedy Terrorist?

See also “Obama Salutes Jay-Z at Made in America Fest: ‘He Worked Hard and Plain Refused to Quit.'” He may have come from the bottom of bottom to the Top of the Pops. But the hustler named Shawn Carter doesn’t back blind classicism for the sake of tax-bracket rage, son…

Kanye Watched Kim Kardashian’s Sex Tape With Ex-GFs! A Love Story in Six Parts

See also “Kanye Raps About Kim Kardashian’s Sex Tape, Reveals ‘Dark Twisted [Cuckold] Fantasy.'” The world has been obsessed with Kimye for only about six months. Still, in that short span, this unholy union between two of America’s most dangerous attention-seeking missiles, Kanye West and Kim Kardashian, has fueled a…

Tyga Launches RackCity.XXX Adult Site, Directing Porn

A lot of rappers get into acting. Some hip-hoppers even try their hand at directing. But not a lot of MCs are making skin flicks. But turns out, Tyga hasn’t made enough money off his huge hit “Rack City.” So he’s turning it into a porn franchise. Hot off getting…

Fashion Freakouts at the MTV VMAs 2012

See also “MTV Video Music Awards 2012’s Big Winners and Even Bigger Losers” — plus “MTV VMAs 2012: Seven Things That Sucked and Seven Things That Didn’t Totally Suck.” The red carpet is where fashion lives, and the MTV Video Music Awards are where people let their freak flags fly…