Film & TV

The Real Housewives of Miami, Episode Three: Joanna Krupa Gets White-Girl Wasted

If Bravo wanted to lure in straight male viewers to Real Housewives of Miami, they did a pretty good job Thursday night. We think capturing a lingerie-wearing Joanna Krupa in bed will always do the trick.

See also:
- Joanna Krupa: "Where's the Vodka?"
- Last week's RHOM recap

We then go from disrobed Krupa to Dr. Karent Sierra. Every time we see the doctor, we want to burn her house down. No, not because we enjoy playing with fire (those days ended years ago), but because we wonder what her reaction would be. Would she finally stop smiling? Because on this show, she is literally never not smiling. Her boyfriend might be cheating? Looking thrilled. Her boyfriend suggests a harem? Grinning from ear to ear. If you remember last week, she was showing those pearly whites even through tears. Girl, you need to stop. Your cheeks are exhausted.

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Stacey Russell
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