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Human Centipede Spawns Torture-Porn Cat Toys, Jewelry, and Tattoos

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Human Centipede's evildoer.
Forget Silence of the Lambs. Now there's a movie that's trumps all existing worst case scenarios if you find yourself kidnapped. The Human Centipede is a recent Dutch horror film where captive tourists are sewn together, mouth to anus. We refuse to write those two words that close to each other again, so soak it in. And as if that weren't enough torture, the maniac kidnapper first describes his Siamese poop triplet idea to them via PowerPoint.

Human Centipede was released in theaters a few months ago, but you sick bastards get another chance to see it next week, details below. To be honest, we couldn't even make it to the end of the trailer (posted after the jump) once we heard the captives' muffled cries. But a quick look around the internet shows the shock flick has some adamant fans. We found Human Centipede cat toys, tattoos, and even jewelry. Really? Yes, really. Keep reading.

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Amanda McCorquodale