Film & TV

How to Make Money Selling Drugs in Miami: Seven Lessons for Your Lemonade Stand

So you lost your summer internship with the yakuza after they saw that your back was covered with temporary Spongebob tattoos. Not to worry! There's still a chance to score big during the summer hustle, as long as you don't run your lemonade stand like some piss-stained wuss. Run it like a motherfuckin' bawse!

While all the future narcs are off at sleep-away camp, we got insider tips from documentarian Matthew Cooke, whose new film How to Make Money Selling Drugs opens at O Cinema on July 4. It explores the effects of the drug war on American communities and features interviews with Florida drug heavies like Brian O'Dea and Bobby Carlton, as well as drug war opponents like The Wire creator David Simon and the recently rehabbed Eminem.

Join us now, as Cooke applies the lessons of the drug trade to your summer lemonade stand. What could go wrong?

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