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Bridget's Sexiest Beaches Obligatory Miami Episode Airs Tomorrow

Bridget Marquardt, who rose to fame as one of Hugh Heffner's three girlfriends on Girls Next Door, has the best job in the world. Basically she gets to travel the world touring beaches on Travel channel's dime for her new show Bridget's Sexiest Beaches.

It's not going to win her a Noble prize or anything (unless they introduce a medal for tanning), but deep down you know you're secretly jealous.

Tomorrow night's episode features Playa Jaco in Costa Rico, and Miami Beach in, well, here. For the Miami portion she meets up with Miss Miami 2009, Jenice Fernandez, Miss Suncoast 2009, Rachel Todd, and, uh, George Hamilton. What's a Bridget Marquardt show without a creepy old man? And, uh, actually if there was a Noble prize for tanning, we're pretty sure Hamilton would win. 

The fact that there's always cameras on Miami Beach makes us a little uncomfortable though. Like, we'd hate to be in the background applying spf to our less than toned physique while some ex-Playmate saunters through the sand in a gold lamé bikini. Paranoid? Yes. 

Bridget's Sexiest Beaches airs every Thursday at 10:30pm on Travel Channel. 

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Kyle Munzenrieder

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