Win One of Three Pairs of Free Exxxotica Tickets (A Threesome!)

Okay, so we’re just giving away three pairs of tickets to Exxxotica Miami Beach, the threeway you have to come to on your own. But, really, is it that difficult to find a pair for a ménage à trois? Typically, it’s harder to find parking for your car on South Beach than for your privates. So when the entire porn world focuses its beady little eyes on South Beach, it’s a veritable pornucopia of sexual activity from Fifth Street to Lincoln Road.

But unlike finding a willing partner on South Beach, you’re going to have to work for these tickets. Well, work might be overstating it. Make the jump to find out contest details.

Whether you dig porn or not, we all have to agree that some of the most

creative minds in the country are working in the industry. How else can

you explain porn titles like Saving Ryan’s Privates, Chitty Chitty Gang

Bang, Add Momma to the Train, and Charlie’s Anal.

But while plenty of porn gets filmed in South Florida, the titles of

those movies are not exactly up to snuff. That’s where you come in. Come

up with a great South Florida themed porn title, and you have a money

shot of winning one of the three pairs of tickets. Here’s some examples: Oral Gables, Homestud, Golden Shower Beach, Little

Banana, and Pooncrust. By the way, the name doesn’t have to be a city,

it just has be South Florida related.

To win one of three pairs of general admission tickets for any one of

the three days of Exxxotica (Friday through Sunday)  “like” Cultist on Facebook and leave a comment with your SoFla porn title. We’ll pick three winners at random (that means it won’t be based on anything but luck!) on Thursday

at 3 p.m.

The winners must be able to pick up the tickets at will call at the

Miami Beach Convention Center (1901 Convention Center Dr., Miami Beach) during Exxxotica.

The tickets are good for one day.

Oh, and in case you need a little fluffing to get you excited about this year’s Exxxotica below is a gratuitous video from last year’s Miami Beach event.

Exxxotica runs Friday, 4 pm – 11 pm; Saturday, 12 – 11 p.m.; and Sunday,

$70. For more information visit www.eXXXoticaExpo.com.

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