12 hours ago | Columns
Now that the Super Bowl is over it's time to face the cruel reality Dolphins fans have been dealing with for what feels like forever: football is gone, and it's not coming back for a very long time. That sucks. We love football. We love football s...
4 days ago | Columns
At some point over the last week — as Hassan Whiteside dropped three-straight Drake diss-track-games on New Times and other "haters" Meek Mill-asses — I realized I somehow had become the "they" DJ Khaled so often warns his fans of. I most definite...
9 days ago | Columns
Don't be alarmed by that smoke you see on the horizon — it's just the result of thousands of Heat fans overworking their ESPN Trade Machines. Because it's officially nonsense season, the time of year where every fan talks themselves into believing...
11 days ago | Columns
The Heat have done everything possible to co-exist with the phenomena that is Hassan Whiteside. They've coddled him in ways they've rarely done for any player. They've structured contracts — including that of their franchise star — to ensure that ...
16 days ago | Columns
Lets not beat around the bush here — unless something big changes, the Miami Heat aren't going to be playing basketball late into the NBA playoffs. As of right now, we aren't even sure they will be in the NBA playoffs. Thankfully, the season is yo...
22 days ago | Columns
It's award season, so we here at New Times decided now was as good as any to acknowledge the performances of a select few Miami Dolphins this past year. To be clear: This probably isn't the sort of award Jada Pinkett Smith would be angry about her...