Texting While Driving Remains Perfectly Legal in Florida

Back when word came last year that there would be another bill filed in the Florida Senate to ban texting while driving we wondered why MSMing was being singled out when technology allows us about a million and one ways to distract ourselves while we should be keeping our eyes…

Pam Grier: ‘Cocaine? In My Vagina?’

Pam Grier, the star of Foxy Brown and Jackie Brown, has a new memoir out. Besides a guest stint on Miami Vice, she doesn’t have much of a local connection, but in Foxy: My Life in Three Acts, she chronicles a previously unheard-of medical condition that we’re guessing might alarm…

NBA Playoffs: Miami Heat Wins Big in Game Four

Greatness is forged through adversity: when one’s back is against the wall, when one is faced with a do-or-die situation, or when someone keeps reminding everybody that WE JUST MIGHT BE WITNESSING HIS LAST GAME IN A HEAT UNIFORM!Dwayne Wade is greatness. Even when besieged with the burden of being…

One Killed, Three Wounded in Northwest Dade Shooting

Shots rang out last night near 95th Street and NW 29th Avenue, as two unidentified men shot at four others. Police were called a little after 9:30 p.m. When they arrived, they found the four victims, all males between the ages of 30 and 40. They were taken to Ryder…

Scott Storch’s Strung-Out Moscow Gig and More YouTube Fun

While writing “Blow Hard,” this week’s feature about douche-tastic hip-hop megaproducer Scott Storch — which reveals that (a) his mother claims he financially abandoned her, (b) he apparently ordered a handler driving a German-made coupe to run down a child-support court server, and (c) he likes cheese manicotti — I procrastinated…

Can the Marlins Sink Any Lower to Make a Buck? Yes, They Can!

Marlins fans, that proud clan of several hundred clad in teal and black, didn’t spend their off-season dreaming of free-agent fire-throwers. They didn’t lie awake imagining Matt Holiday patrolling left field, or drooling over how the NL East could fall their way. Nope. Fish faithful spent a long winter chewing…

Miami Dolphins Draft Wrap-Up

The Miami Dolphins entered the NFL draft with a plethora of needs, most notably at outside linebacker, safety, nose tackle and tight end. They spent their first pick on a defensive end, while pulling the ole switch-a-roo on us and moving Randy Starks to the defensive tackle position. PING! Defensive…

Tenants Report High-Rise Jumper at Park Place by the Bay

A young person jumped from the 21st floor of Park Place by the Bay at 10 p.m. last night, according to witnesses. Cops and paramedics temporarily blocked off the yellow apartment building, located at 915 NW 1st Avenue. The jumper landed in a cement walkway, not far from the pool…

NFL Draft Live-Blog, rounds 2 & 3

Welcome back to our second night of NFL Draft Live-Blogging! Brought to you in 3D!* (*-not really, but everything else is in 3D, so why not). Tonight we’ll roll through the second and third rounds, where the Dolphins hold the 40th and 73rd overall picks. Tonight’s blog will be more…

Florida Woman Arrested for Peeing on Clothes in Wal-Mart

Some animals urinate on things to mark their terrority. Despite what a certain human nature photography blog would have you think, the organisms that shop at Wal-Mart are not animals. Though in some cases we’d forgive you for getting confused. Christina Cifaldi, 22, was arrested for suspicion of urinating on clothing at a…

Only 1.69 of 10,000 Miamians Are Tea Party Members

PBS’s Patchwork Nation project recently put together a county-by-county map comparing the concentration of residents who have registered as members of a Tea Party-affiliated group. Surprisingly, given Marco Rubio’s success, Florida had only three counties (Gilchrist, Flagler, and Sumter) where more than ten of 10,000 residents identify as members of the movement. Miami-Dade…

Jack Barouh Blames Tax Evasion on the Holocaust

Jack Barouh, a 65-year-old Golden Beach man, pleaded guilty to tax evasion charges related to the probe of Swiss bank UBS. His attorney blames it on the Holocaust. Barouh’s parents apparently evaded the Holocaust, and Barouh claims that because of this, he had a compulsion to hide his money in case…

Floating Bodies Update: One Suspect Charged, Two Cases Still Unsolved

Let’s call it the Week of the Floaters: Since Monday, three mysterious corpses have bobbed to the surface in waterways around the metro area.Saddled with three new homicide investigations, Miami detectives have made progress in at least one case this morning.Last night, police arrested a man suspected of fatally stabbing…

University of Miami to Charge Student Smokers

Students who smoke at the University of Miami will soon have to pay a $50-per-semester fee if they get their health insurance through the school’s health plan. Some believe it is the school’s first step to making the Coral Gables campus smoke-free. The school’s medical campus is already a cigarette-free…

Marc Sarnoff, Richard Dunn Want Midnight Curfew on Alcohol Sale

City commissioners love curfews. No issue has pissed off as many of Marc Sarnoff’s constituents as his approval of Coconut Grove’s 3 a.m. last call. And horrible driver Richard Dunn has recently urged cops to cite teenagers and fine parents who violate the 11 p.m. teen curfew that’s been in…