Could the Hurricanes Be Headed to an Expanded SEC?

College athletic conferences are always finding new and exciting ways to further screw with the already tortured fabric of college football. The Big Ten has been talking for so long about expanding to 12 in order to get a championship game that we’re surprised it hasn’t happened. Now it seems to have raised…

Bill Virtually Outlawing Sale of Bongs Heads to Governor

Rep. Darryl Rouson, a former crackhead and current Democrat from Tampa Bay, has successfully headed his pet bill, which would make it virtually impossible for head shops to sell bongs and other paraphernalia, through the legislature, and it’s headed to Governor Crist’s desk.The bill says head shops would have to…

NBA Playoffs: The Heat Takes a First-Round Exit

Led by sharp-shooting Ray Allen’s 24 points, the Boston Celtics put the Miami Heat away last night 96-86, closing out the series and ending the Heat’s season and OH MY GOD, DWYANE WADE, PLEASE DON’T LEAVE!!!It’s the Heat’s second straight first-round exit. In fact, the team hasn’t taken a playoff…

Son Shoots at Home Invaders Who Shot Dad in Mouth

Two armed robbers entered the home of several migrant workers on SW 141st Avenue at 282nd Street last night. They demanded cash and valuables, but one man decided to fight back. They subdued him and held him at gunpoint, eventually shooting him the mouth.The man’s son went inside, retrieved a…

Manuel Noriega Begins His Long, Unplanned French Vacation This Morning

As our own dearly departed Calvin Godfrey pointed out in 2007, Manuel Noriega and Miami really and truly deserved each other. “Where else does a corrupt, militant South American cocaine trafficker really belong anyway?” he wrote. “Certainly not France. All of his friends are here.” Maybe that’s why poor Manny is enjoying…

Luis Posada Carriles Trial Postponed Again

The federal trial of Luis Posada Carriles, accused terrorist and viejito par excellence, has been postponed yet again.It’s the second time this year the one-year-old case has been delayed. Carriles, widely seen as the mastermind of a series of bombings in Havana in 1997, and the collapse of a Cuban…

It’s the 2010 Cuban Election: Guess Who Won?

Cubans went to the polls Sunday to pick new political leaders. As far as elections go, it was another tense, too-close-to-call battle between Communists and some other Communists. Fifteen thousand seats were up for grabs in this year’s municipal assembly race, the first election in two years. In the end,…

Miami Ranked Fourth Funnest City in America

People who say there’s never anything to do in Miami need to get over themselves. Because according to the decidedly un-fun wisdom of statistic, Miami is the fourth funnest city in America!Portfolio.com gathered statistics on 14 types of fun businesses (this is from a business site after all), and then…

Would Charlie Crist Caucus With Democrats if Elected as Independent?

Governor Charlie Crist is now publicly acknowledging that he’s considering pulling out of the Republican primary for the senate seat and running as an independent. But in classic Crist style he’s remaining vague on the details, and won’t even promise that if elected he’d caucus with the Republicans.Running for Senate…

Arizona-Style Immigration Rules Threatening In Miami, Advocates Warn

On Friday, Arizona Gov. Jan Brewer signed an immigration bill into law that would be the laughingstock of the nation if it weren’t so damn disturbing. Essentially, it legalizes racial profiling by allowing Arizona lawmen to stop anyone “suspicious” (read: brown-skinned) to demand their federal immigration papers. Many are already predicting…

Pakistani Bums Don’t Just Want Beer

I’m from Lahore, Pakistan. The city doesn’t share much with Miami, but my mind returns to my hometown whenever I come across a beggar here. There are many in both places.The modus operandi in Miami is strikingly different. A smart-looking, big man at a traffic signal near downtown recently caught…

Three Boaters Rescued After Boat Sinks in Marine Hit-and-Run

Car collisions are a dime a dozen, but boat accidents? Not so much. Especially in the open blue sea. Three boaters were out off the Haulover Beach area when their vessel was hit by another boat. It began taking on water, and eventually completely capsized. Rescue teams begin searching for the boaters shortly…