How do you sum up your day in 140 characters on Twitter? At the 140 Character Conference in New York Tuesday and Wednesday, live, ten-minute speakers spread out from 8 a.m. to 6 p.m. Luckily, there were no mentions of what anyone was eating or how much someone loves Justin…
Here we go. Live-blogging the NFL Draft. Pretty much like watching the draft with someone as losery as yourself. Only on the Internet! This is the first time the NFL Draft is being held in prime time. Because you’re not buying enough KFC Double Downs for your fat-ass kids, dammit!…
Miami cops are dealing with a rash of floating corpses this week, after two dead bodies washed up today — one in Peacock Park this morning, and another this afternoon in Tamiami Canal. Detectives were already trying to solve the case of Ernesto Puentes, a 45-year-old found floating beneath the…
Eduardo Verastegui got famous for prancing around half-naked in front of cameras [NSFW], putting in time as a telenovela hearth throb and being a part of a Mexican boy band. Then around 2006 he went full-fledged conservative on everyone. He endorsed John McCain, made a long video critical of Barack…
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Things aren’t looking too good for our beloved Miami Heat in the playoffs. Especially after their disastrous 106-77 loss to the Celtics Tuesday. Even an inspired performance by Dwyane Wade can’t ensure a win. Yes, we’ll get hometown advantage in tomorrow’s game, but we think it’s time for the Heat to pull out every…
Fans are the biggest losers in Jason Taylor’s decision to head to the Jets, but we’re still not sure exactly with whom to be angry: Taylor for heading out of town or Bill Parcels and company for apparently not caring too much that Taylor was packing his bags. This morning, ESPN reported the Dolphins actually…
To hear former Vice President Dick Cheney tell it, if Florida voters don’t elect Marco Rubio as our next senator, we’ll soon live in a socialistic hellhole where terrorist attacks are scheduled every hour on the hour. Yes, the scariest vice president in history officially endorsed Rubio today and then took some…
Jennifer Lopez is a huge Dolphins fan. She pretty much has to be, considering husband Marc Anthony is a minority owner. While promoting her new movie, The Back-up Plan, on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno last night, she made a first-round draft prediction.”We have the 12th pick, you know, so…
The 11 students who got high off of Coricidin while at Hialeah Middle School might have already faced the consequences of vomiting, collapsing, and in one case having a seizure in school, but they could face charges. The students, all between ages 13 and 14, will be suspended, according to the school board, and…
Hip-hop groupie Kat Stacks dishes Z-list dirt
Cuban immigrant caught illegally trapping birds in Homestead thinks strict animal rules are for the birds
Yelp has buckled to pressure, but it ain’t enough
University of Miami is no longer Playboy‘s top party school
Bolivian President Evo Morales, who plays the Larry part in Latin America’s socialist Three Stooges with Castro and Chavez, claims that eating chicken will turn you into an effeminate gay. “The chicken we eat is loaded with female hormones. So, when men eat it, they tend to deviate from their manhood,” said…
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Point guard Kenny Hasbrouck is the newest member of the Miami Heat, signing with them on March 16th out of the developmental league, but he’s already found himself in a drunk driving scandal. The charges date back to February 5th, before the Heat signed the former Siena College star.Hasbrouck was…
Why is the media so obsessed with the Ritz-Carlton on South Beach’s tanning butler position? The Miami Herald showed up to cover the audtions for the hotel’s next sunscreen slayer and were joined by CBS 4, NBC 6, the Associated Press, CNN and WLRN. All in all there were 14…
“Will that be paper or plastic?” Despite the fact Nevin K. Shapiro ran a grocery diverting business, when he was asking that he was most likely wondering how victims of his alleged $900 million ponzi scheme wanted to pay up. The SEC has charged Shapiro with running the scheme since 2005. The…
In a game that could only described as “refried ass, ” the Miami Heat were walloped by the Boston Celtics 106-77 in last night’s game two of the first round NBA Playoffs. The Heat managed to keep things close in the first quarter, rebounding after a slow start and even…
Dear CNN,Please refrain from having Rick Sanchez cover natural disasters. We here in South Florida all remember his over-the-top hurricane coverage. Then when covering tsunami warnings for Hawaii he asked, “Nine meters in English is what?” Now, he does not understand volcanoes.While covering that volcano in Iceland, Eyjafjallajokull, he wondered…
Jason Taylor deserved better. Certainly better than having to join the Jets. Now his former teammate Zach Thomas, who spent 11 seasons with the Dolphins himself and is Taylor’s brother-in-law, is calling out the front office for their shady and disrespectful handling of the situation.”I’m not trying to be hard…
