Miami’s police authorities may not be the best, but at least they are living in the real world. Frederick H. Bealefeld III, the police commissioner in Baltimore, is apparently really, really pissed off that the fictional Miami police officer on your TV set are sexy and cool and awesome. All…
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Before this year’s inaugural Pinstripe Bowl, the Miami Hurricanes played in the last college football bowl game held within New York City way back in the 1962 Gotham Bowl. Now with the new Yankees Stadium interested in hosting football games, it seems that the Hurricanes want to become something of…
Students at South Pointe Elementary School in South Beach today were almost greeted by some pretty inappropriate hardcore pornography this morning. Several XXX photos were found placed inside display cases on the first and second floor of the school, and officials had to re-route students so they didn’t catch a…
We all know LeBron James makes for good television, but can he actually make good television? We’ll find out this Spring when the Heat star launches his own online animated show for kids on YouTube and his own website. Titled The LeBrons, the series will feature cartoon versions of LeBron…
So maybe you didn’t get an invitation to Dwyane Wade’s $100,000 29th birthday bash this weekend that spanned both the W and Mokai, but someone with a video camera sure did. They caught Wade’s girlfriend, actress Gabrielle Union, delivering her candid, funny and heartfelt speech for the occasion. For a…
John “Jack” B. Thompson, the Coral Gables attorney disbarred in 2008 for — among other things — sending swastikas, gay porn, and pictures of gavel-wielding kangaroos to the state supreme court, is now changing careers.Thompson, who once scrapped with Miami rap group 2 Live Crew over its lyrics and campaigned…
The famed molesters under Julia Tuttle Causeway were never the only homeless colony in town. And now that those persecuted pervs have been dispatched to God-knows-where, we can give some overdue media attention to other, less Hannah Montana-lovin’, local bands of merry hobos…
Not to say, ‘we told you so,’ but when a guy’s behavior leads us to write about his similarities to maniac SNL character Bill Brasky, there’s a good chance he’s got some mental issues. Before he ever got arrested for running an $8 billion Ponzi out of a Miami office,…
Senator Greg Evers apparently think Floridians should have the option of completing their everyday outfits with the ultimate in NRA chic: an openly displayed handgun strapped to the hip. Currently Floridians with proper permits are allowed to carry concealed weapons, but have not been able to carry their gun openly…
How exactly would the Miami Heat play without Dwyane Wade, Chris Bosh or LeBron James? Like the reigning champs of a retirement community’s summer league? Like an especially hairy WNBA team? Like the ’07-’08 Heat, who went Wade-less much of the season and finished with the worst record in the…
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Will Brian Daboll be the man to turn around the Miami Dolphins’ faulty offense? According to ESPN, he’s just been hired as the new offensive coordinator. He’s spent two years in the same position with the Cleveland Browns, but before that spent time on the staffs of the Dolphin’s two…
Running into traffic naked almost never ends well, does it? A man visiting the Florida Keys was tased by a Monroe County Sheriff’s Officer after he stripped down to nothing, took a jog through oncoming cars, and yelled he was “the King of the World.” This apparently came after he…
While the number of deaths caused by child abuse or neglect is falling in Florida, officials believe that far too many children are dying because of easily preventable abuse. One hundred and ninety-two Floridian children died from abuse or neglect in 2009, down from 201 in 2008. Many of those…
Now that the Seattle Seahawks are unsurprisingly out of the playoff race, newly hired Miami Hurricanes offensive coordinator and now former Seahawks QB coach Jedd Fisch will finally get to me Al Golden? Wait, wait, the ‘Canes new head coach hired his offensive coordinator without ever actually meeting him? Well,…
Miami-Dade Police this morning are looking for two shooters who lit up a front lawn in West Little River just before midnight last night, leaving a 20-year-old woman dead and five men wounded.An argument between the woman and her boyfriend, who was just released after a long stint in federal…
LeBron James was forced to sit out his second-straight game with his karma-fucked ankle, forcing Dwyane Wade and Chris Bosh to once again play with Mario Chalmers longer than they should be able to.Wade missed a three-point attempt as regulation expired, as the Heat fell to the Bulls 99-96, giving…
American Civil Liberties executive director Howard Simon took part in the last century’s most significant freedom march with Dr. Martin Luther King. Then he was part of lawsuits that indicated our own government might have played a role in one of the civil rights movement’s most heinous killings, Here he…
Julian Assange and WikiLeaks are currently knee deep in a heap of legal concerns. And their latest, and most ridiculous, comes from a Florida man named David Pitchford who has sued the organization and its figurehead for emotional distress. Pitchford, who lists a Key West trailer park as his address…
Those stupid Pink Snails that popped up on South Beach two months ago like a bad case of herpes are finally gone, but they’re not going far. They’re slithering down to Coral Gables, where they will continue being stupid and ugly for two more months. Whatever, at least they’re not…
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