Lewis Black Talks Big Boobs, Weed, and Masturbatoriums

Lewis Black is a hilarious dude. And not just in his stand-up — though as you’ll see when he hits town for the South Beach Comedy Festival 2012 March 1st, he’s hilarious on stage too. But he’s also funny (and unexpectedly patient) in one-on-one conversation.See, when we heard the perpetually…

Nine Oscars Party Themes For Extremely Devoted Film Fans

It’s Cultist’s favorite February holiday: The Oscars! (Sorry, Presidents Day.) And boy have we been getting prepared. Because no Academy Awards season is complete without a stellar viewing party, we have been racking our movie-lovin’ brains for the best dishes, clothing, and party favors for you to foist upon your…

Mastermind 2012 Honorable Mention: Regina Jestrow

Miami New Times’ Mastermind Awards honors the city’s most inspiring creatives. This year, we received more than 150 submissions, which our staff narrowed to an elite group of 30. We’ll be profiling our honorable mentions, and eventually the finalists, in the weeks to come. This year’s three Mastermind Award winners…

Pri: Braids and Booties

Fashion Breakdown: Top and ring by Rachel Roy; shorts by Anthropologie; stockings by Calvin Klein; booties are Madison Harding from Urban Outfitters; necklace by Betsey Johnson; bag by Envelope Design from Etsy; cell phone case by Kate Spade…

Five Tips For Surviving the Coming Contraceptive Apocalypse

It’s hard out there for a loose lady.Religious leaders and Republicans have once again joined forces against birth control, in in apparent effort to ensure heterosexuals across the land will forever fear unplanned pregnancies, or cease fornicating altogether.Earlier this year, right-wingers put Planned Parenthood in jeopardy, and they’re now making…

Who Wants Free VIP Tickets to the Miami Made Festival?

Indie rock. Modern dance. Original, immersive theater. These are just a few of the exciting, home-grown talents on display at this year’s Miami Made Festival, taking place March 1-4 at the Adrienne Arsht Center for the Performing Arts. The best thing about the festival (aside from the performances themselves, of…

Mastermind 2012 Honorable Mention: Yovani Bauta

Miami New Times’ Mastermind Awards honors the city’s most inspiring creatives. This year, we received more than 150 submissions, which our staff narrowed to an elite group of 30. We’ll be profiling our honorable mentions, and eventually the finalists, in the weeks to come. This year’s three Mastermind Award winners…

Cois: A Dapper, Thrifty Dude

Fashion Breakdown: Pants from Top Shop; the rest of the outfit is all from thrift, including the shoes, bow tie, jacket and hat…

Embodied Memory: Heather Maloney’s In This Place

Local choreographer and performer Heather Maloney likes to disassemble the ways that we think, see, feel, and move through space. Lately, she and her collaborators Joanne Barrett and Shaneeka Harrell have been conducting experiments in memory. They are deep in the process of building In This Place, a new physical…

Oscars Fashion: Let the Speculation Begin

For the fashion-minded, today kicks off perhaps the most blissful week of the year. New York Fashion Week is over, having filled our minds with trends and styles of all sorts. And the next big fashion event is right around the corner: The Oscars.Sure, it’s technically Hollywood’s biggest night. But…

Ten Best Things to Do in Miami This Weekend

Loverboy said it best: “Everybody’s workin’ for the weekend/Everybody wants a new romance/Everybody’s goin’ off the deep end/Everybody needs a second chance.”  It’s true, y’all. As society, we really are just “workin’ for the weekend,” clocking it at 9 a.m., punching out at 5 p.m., and counting down the minutes…

Mastermind 2012 Honorable Mention: UOM

Miami New Times’ Mastermind Awards honors the city’s most inspiring creatives. This year, we received more than 150 submissions, which our staff narrowed to an elite group of 30. We’ll be profiling our honorable mentions, and eventually the finalists, in the weeks to come. This year’s three Mastermind Award winners…

Pina‘s Lesson: “Dance, Dance. Otherwise We Are Lost.”

“Dancer” is a loaded word. It brings to mind images of borderline anorexic women with great posture and mutilated toes, or hyper-sexual booty-licious music video girls, or strippers. But Pina, German director Wim Wenders’ Oscar-nominated tribute to daring choreographer Pina Bausch, undermines all the stereotypes. And it opens at the…

J Lo Brings Q’Viva to FOX, Further Expands Her TV Domination

Have you wondered what J Lo is up to lately?Of course you haven’t. The woman is everywhere: judging American Idol contestants, shilling for Fiat, posing for naked photos with her boyfriend on Twitter. But if you think we’ve hit the Jenny From the Block saturation point, think again. FOX has…